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I want them to make a biographical film about the life of Andy Serkis, except in the film he's named Andy Circus, and he's inexplicably dressed in full clown makeup for the entire film and no one addresses it. Honestly Andy Serkis could play himself. I think he'd be down for it.

@bluesky I'd love to, but the app is still broken on my phone despite multiple updates.

Bluesky was built to show what is possible on an open protocol. Come see what else all these social media nerds are up to.

Patreon request: The state of Krystal in the current year (I already had this request sitting in my queue, and then the announcement dropped.)

AMEN

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy SSSHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Update: They have not called me back. So I called them instead, and they were like "Yeah your order is ready to be scheduled." ...okay? So what was the issue? Did it get fixed? At least I'm getting the meds... hopefully.

Spent an hour on the phone yesterday trying to reorder medication for my autoimmune condition. Spent longer on the phone today trying to figure out if yesterday's order went through, and place the order if it hadn't. Was told they'll call me back in "24-48 business hours." 🤡

I'm half-convinced that YouTube videos about how and why fast food prices have gotten so ridiculous are actually part of a secret viral marketing campaign. Because the last few times I've watched one, I've immediately gone and gotten McDonald's afterwards.

I don't mean to alarm anyone

cos / pkmn ⚔️🛡のユニフォーム大好き🫶 mryとsituちゃんそれぞれ良さがある…可愛い…😭💕 次は誰作ろうかなぁ

@MisterD_art What you need are some owls in your neighborhood

There's an extremely loud song bird nesting outside my bedroom window that, for the last three or four days, has been *convinced* the best time to sing its little heart out starts at 11pm and lasts ALL FUCKING NIGHT

@chastitycage_co AI selling you a pokemon chastity cage because japan's PSYOP to eliminate worldwide birthrates went a little too well and now i can only cum if i'm within walking distance of a nintendo product

@vivivoovoo The only reason I'm still on Twitter is because the Blue Sky app is completely broken on my phone and apparently it's just a problem specific to my model of phone so it's never ever going to be fixed. No one else hss even heard of the bug or acknowledges its existence. D:

I've stayed around because I genuinely enjoy doing art, and seeing how it gives back to the world. 🔥 What keeps you guys and gals around here?

𝘕𝘦𝘸 𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘗𝘰𝘬é𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦! 🟣⚪️🎀

At this point I think the best way to combat anti-vax disinformation would be a campaign to promote "exposing patient's immune system to a weakened or dead version of the virus so they can safely develop immunity" and present it as "a safe and healthy alternative to vaccines"

Apparently I'm supposed to pick a side here

She said with creamer

シロナと謎の人物の漫画です