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@deztopia @dash_eats In CA T Bell is fifty fifty old black women and high school whites, ironically whoever is trying to pay rent without knowing how to speak Spanish / Tagalog as is required at McDonald’s

@dash_eats Taco Bell used to be good but now it’s radioactive expensive mexi slop made by lackluster lousy & deplorable black ppl making 11 dollars hr high out of their minds off shitty radioactive weed but they do have zero sugar Baja Blast

@yukipi_clover @r2d2c3poacco Did the camera crew in Ghost in the shell “help the person” when she erotically ripped her huge muscled arms fighting the tank? It’s called art

@r2d2c3poacco 動画撮ってる人手伝わないの？

ハイキング中の女性が泥の中で窒息しそうになり疲れ果てて鳴く羊を発見。角を掴んで何とか引き上げたものの、まるでスポンジがたっぷりと泥を含んだような毛は重く、このままでは生き残れないと思った彼女は近くの水辺で泥を落としてやったそうだ。パーソナルトレーナー として働く彼女の運動能力が役立ったと後の新聞記事には書かれていた。カッコいい。そして助けてくれてありがとう。 reddit.com/r/totallywicke…

@veizau How dare ANYONE say this including esp. work class type service personnel type kind of people who actually interact with morally bereft blacks

Joe Bartolozzi GOES OFF on people who say Black people are more likely to commit crimes than white people “If you are going to say statistically they do, that is only because of impoverished areas and the lives they’ve been given due to the implications of systemic racism.”

Strapping down zoomers Clockwork Orange style and making them watch Frasier until they no longer speak in ebonics

@AlfredAlfer77 Taking cover immediate under my folding table

🚨 Gay n*gger alert 🚨

@HidaDahFightah @pschofie79 But then how can you compose diction on your mobile device

@pschofie79 What drivers Ed course tell you to look up every 7 seconds?? You are supposed to keep your eyes on the road the whole damn time!

People are being really judgy about this but if you pay attention, you’ll see that she glances up at the road every 7 seconds or so, just like they teach you to do in driver’s ed.

REMINDER: Drunk driving and texting while driving are perfectly safe above a certain IQ threshold and the people who cause accidents while doing them are simply too retarded to be allowed to drive or learn how to read in the first place.

@OwenShroyer1776 Why didn’t you ask to get back on the flight you were originally on? (the one that goes to Austin (originally (you were originally on that one (to begin with, originally (at a prior, original point to the current part of the story

I'm telling you guys, it's nucking futs up in here. Everyone agrees the airline industry is collapsing and flying has never been worse.

Update: There's just no f'ing way.

@commiepommie @HaraldinChina When my mommy put can spaghettis in my mouth she make airplane noises (for safety; she is not in fact an airplane). It is actually quite cool

@HaraldinChina Most EVs have the option to use different sound effects. Mostly for safety. My Zeekr here sounds like a spaceship, but can change the sounds and make it different. The motors in many high performance EVs actually make noise too. It is actually quite cool.

Daniel Craig: The New Face of BYD's DENZA Luxury EVs. What an amazing ad.

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Using BOTH lanes turns road itself into perfect information-storage-medium of the info: "who is next?" Merging right EARLY erases said information in return for false select of "be good person!" or "avoid confrontation!" - BOTH which deserve punish by pro-social "me next" choice

This guy is using the left hand lane , which is open. There is a mile long backup and everyone is over in the right hand lane. He drives all the way up until he has to merge. Some people are saying what a jerk he is for not getting in line like everyone else, but a great many people are saying that the cars in the right lane merged into one lane too soon and that if they had used the left lane, instead of being a mile backup it would have been a half a mile backup. What’s your take? Do you think he was correct in using the left lane and merging up at the front or should he have merged right and got in line way in the back like everyone else?

@FAFO_TV Having a normal time...

@srkntnyldz And THATS why I cower from all nearby rocks and stones

Açtığı sosyal medya yayınında, “Doğayı Hükmediyorum” başlığı atan içerik üreticisi, anne yılan tarafından ölümcül bir saldırıya maruz kaldı. Doğanın amatörlere göre bir yer olmadığını hayatını kaybederek öğrenmiş…

@cosyposter Solid 11

@quincyocha @Mappy6984 No, that is clearly an oriental gentleman, I’m guessing Korean

@Mappy6984 Fukn white pepol…all you needed to do was grill it

How to absolutely ruin a of piece of meat

@Mappy6984 Where the part where they add the ruffles cheese chips to it

@SlumRNA_Dog Relax… they just havin some local cocaine back stage…

I can’t stand a fucking encore performance. Making me stand there like an idiot cheering so you can finally come out and play a bunch of bullshit again before you finally let us hear your hit song. Fuck you.

@JPow_Printer @rawsalerts They should immediately have googled “magic perfect ambulance princess town” to enter a world of perfect princess ambulance time

@rawsalerts Why didn’t they call the ambulance instead of standing around???? His life is on the line. They are ALL LIABLE for inability of fast action. Will the family of the injured/possibly deceased sue frontier for not acting fast?

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as a Frontier Airlines aircraft forced to make an emergency after a pedestrian on the runway was struck and sucked into one of the jet’s engines

 📌#Denver | #Colorado Watch as horrifying footage from earlier this morning shows the moment Frontier Flight 4345, departing from Denver International Airport and bound for Los Angeles, was forced into an emergency evacuation after a man reportedly walked onto the active runway and was sucked into one of the aircraft’s engines during takeoff. The impact triggered a brief engine fire, which was quickly extinguished by airport firefighters. Officials later confirmed the individual had been walking on the runway prior to the incident, though the reason remains unknown and is now under investigation. No injuries were reported among the 231 passengers onboard the aircraft. Frontier Airlines and federal investigators are now reviewing how the person was able to gain access to an active runway at one of the largest airports in the United States, raising serious questions about perimeter and airfield security procedures.

Apple @AppleMusic I have always rely your app to play greatest music video all time, Beach House Wishes in HD, TONIGHT it DARE play at HORRIBLE 720p, please MELT INTO IGNOT whomever responsible this abomination