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Interesting cast choice of Ozeki Tochinoshin as Ms Trunchbull in the stage adaptation of Matilda @tachiai_blog #sumo

@SumoZeki Ah man....!

My sense of history tells me that this will all end in an Onosato vs Takayasu playoff rematch, which Takayasu will lose. Not saying I want to see it, but the ghosts of the past loom large!

@TheSumoSoul This cannot be 🙏🙏

Day13 M4 Takayasu 10-2 (L) M1 Wakamotoharu 7-5 (R) Great bout all around! Yasu is still well in the running, and a win here will force Ōnosato to win the last bout of the day to stay even with him. WMH needs his KK, so I expect a good fight. #harubasho2025

@air_ingy :(

@wrongsumostats Terunofuji has retired 😔

@dundeeunitedfc 'at the half'? It's not the NBA you know 😕

Level at the half ⚖️ 🍊 0️⃣-0️⃣ 🍀 | #UTDCEL | #DUFC

@TheSumoSoul 13-2 would've been good enough to win or at least earn a playoff in 17 of the past 20 basho

Day15 Oz Kotozakura 13-1 (L) Oz Hōshōryū 13-1 (R) For all the marbles! Zakura can get his first ever yūshō and Hoss is gunning for a second. Has the new wave of sumo come upon us or what?! #kyushubasho2024

@ryanpsu7 @sumo_tim Leave Aioyama out of this

@sumo_tim Nah, fat tits will lose in January. Hosh is the better sumo for sure. Lost his balance.

Kotozakura’s supreme defense beat Hoshoryu’s supreme attack. Huge nodowa, huge throw attempt. Both failed. Kotozakura struck. Awesome Ozeki sumo from both. Kotozakura Yusho. So deserved. Yokozuna run starting in January.

@sumo_tim At last - a sanyaku man with good defence against pusher thrusters! Do you think Hoshoryu could've unloaded the throw if he kept the footing?

@JohnGunningSumo There's a pub quiz question in there with Kotozakura and Dwayne 'the rock' Johnson both having grandads that appear in the same film

@The_Stonecreek @JohnGunningSumo Loved his intensity this tournament - he'll be bitterly disappointed

@JohnGunningSumo Hoshoryu. Most versatile of the bunch and if he goes forward like he did this time, results will follow.

@JohnGunningSumo I say Kotozakura as he has shown outstanding defence against pusher thrusters in this basho - less likely to pick up careless losses!

Aw man, I usually post this 😔😂

@Indi3Wrestling @DiscoWrestling @joehendry @emersynjayne @JudasGreyPW I'm guessing Emersyn Jane will defend her title, Judas Grey will defend his and Joe Hendry will main event 🤔

@DiscoWrestling @joehendry @emersynjayne @JudasGreyPW Any match announcements before tickets go on sale?

Discovery Wrestling presents YEAR 10 🔥 We return to Portobello Town Hall on February 19th as we celebrate ten years of Discovery Wrestling 🎉 Tickets on sale tomorrow!

@DiscoWrestling @JudasGreyPW @imsomunny @emersynjayne @DebbieKeitel @CalebValhalla @willkroos @theaspenfaith @IanSkinnerPW @RonanKingPW @charliewatsonpw Banger after banger after banger....

This Friday, Discovery Wrestling returns to Portobello Town Hall and we have STACKED card ready for you 🔥 But who said the announcements were over…

@KefinMahon listening to best of Season 3 'the invasion'. 'Phony tough and crazy brave' is a full metal jacket reference in case nobody has shed light on this in the 4 years since it dropped. Cheers.

@robertflorence @DMcIntyreWWE @CMPunk Tully Blanchard in the audience 👏

Big @DMcIntyreWWE and @CMPunk giving that all-timer rivalry the all-timer payoff it deserved tonight.

@wweontnt To get a transfusion?

Where does Drew go from here? #WWEBadBlood | TNT Sports Box Office

@UndisputedDBD 3 hour long brawl backstage with frequent cut scenes between matches. They both fall to a draw with exhaustion at the end of the broadcast.

#WWE Predict how you think tonight's "Last Monster Standing" match is gonna end

@CurtisHiggs1701 He ran him over! Hoshoryu has been physically under par though.

Pure, overwhelming horsepower. No rikishi in the top divison, save maybe the Yokozuna, could have stopped that taichiai. Ozeki is a lock. Now the Rope Run begins.

Wakatakakage has been an inspiration to sufferers of dodgy knees this basho #sumo #akibasho2024

@sumo_tim A man simply born to push bigger men really, really hard in the chest.💪

4 yushos 8 jun yushos 30 bashos as Ozeki 50 bashos as Sekitori 4 lower division yushos 7 special prizes 3 kinboshis 205 oshidashis 9 yorikiris 0 uwatenages Battle hamster Human meatball Plop Tim Sumo’s favourite 😢 Congratulations Takakeisho He retires today