Matt Markland

@coopuk Any ideas what this rubber / plastic stringy and stretchy stuff is in my Co-op fish that me and my partner have eaten this evening? Absolutely disgusting

so my dog jumped out of my window today...

The government has announced a mortgage holiday for homeowners but it must suspend rents too. Millions of people rent in the UK. Suspend rents. Ban evictions. Now.

RAMMSTEIN @ Stadium MK instagram.com/p/Bzl-hWXg_qZ/…

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@diligentpink asl? ur wel fit x

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Thhhhhhh!!!! Wtf is wrong with him???

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Jesus Christ Marie, they’re minerals twitter.com/betsy_brandt/s…

@Hellsbell173 @DownloadFest Legend!

@wtfmarkland @DownloadFest

My God 14 days and we'll be there! @DownloadFest #DL2018

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Thank you for the epic party @AndrewWK blown away by the support @weareYONAKA can’t wait to come back in 2 weeks @O2InstituteBham @Skindredmusic @ckymusic @dankojones #birthdaysurprise @wtfmarkland

THREE. #systemofadown

@PizzaExpress Just downloaded the app tonight, not redeemed before today. See attached screenshot of public Twitter talk from the time we were in the restaurant!

@wtfmarkland Hi Matt, the app does work and we've had several thousand people who have redeemed the offer. Did you get the free pizza offer in your reward wheel prior to your visit tonight?

@PizzaExpress So me and @Chapsy17 just tried to redeem our free pizzas through your app, but the app doesn’t work, had to pay full price. - Lots of other people mentioning this too... See my face