Grug

Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡

You actually reduce crime by eliminating poverty. You reduce crime with universal healthcare, public housing, livable wages, and free college. You reduce violence by creating happy, healthy communities that aren’t constantly fighting over basic needs and material resources.

the fact that every single persons life is made worse by having shit benches and we're just fine with it out of pure spite for the homeless and means we should probably all die every single one of us

"Whats your favourite music genre?" "It's complicated"

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

@JamieBonkiewicz Chodechella Chudchella

What time does Klanchella start tonight?

This Mamdani quote is absolutely going down in history

@AgentInfina8x0 I could be anybuddys buddy. It the friggin ai dawg. Thats a deal breaker.

@wullybully16 Seems like no one is any one’s buddy these days

Star People

@AgentInfina8x0 I'd say its aboot time you knock it off with the ayaye there bud.

@wullybully16 Grug you not far off buddy 😂

@atrupar Everything south of the us mexico border is south america if you're retarded.

VAN SUSTEREN: Who is our best friend in South America at this point KRISTI NOEM: We've worked so much with El Salvador ... Costa Rica has been fantastic (El Salvador and Costa Rica, dear reader, are not in South America)

@SethBarronNYC Shut the fuck up you lying crybully bitchbaby.

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@theliamnissan Jenny and forrest would never kiss in the middle of that

Trump's reflecting pool is a cesspool

greedy gremlin

@Agnosticum8 You paid money to gargle his nutsack on the website he owns. Hes not gonna fuck you ya retard.

Because Elon M is worlds first Trillionaire, shall we now call him T Musk? or ET? Or T Rex … great man, great success, super kudos and we all benefit by his deeds. We are very fortunate and particularly since he moved right. Texas suits him.

@LizMacDonaldFOX Looks like shit

Here are scenes from the book trailer for my new children’s book Tidon’s Moonlit Mystery, hope you enjoy it! Click here on this link: wetransfer.com/previews/57b80…

Why the fuck is he meeting with the Thalmor