Stannis Baratheon

Sᴛᴀɴɴɪs Bᴀʀᴀᴛʜᴇᴏɴ ↠ Lawyer, single dad & divorced ↠ "𝙊𝙪𝙧𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙪𝙧𝙮" ↠ Modern verse (but versatile) ↠ In my 30's ↠ GoT/ASOIAF experienced ↠ Non native speaker

@false_spring "And why do you do his homework?"

@xRightfulKing "Dad talks all the time...He says you're really quiet and that you don't like kids much. I'm almost an adult though. Brothers are really weird though my older brother kept paying me to do his homework."

@xRightfulKing *waves*

@hammerstag006 "I suppose that's good"

@xRightfulKing "She's a great wife. I mean you remember how bored I got with every other girl I was around eventually. We're always up to something I guess makes things more interesting."

@xRightfulKing Hey there brother.... How are you doing.

@hammerstag006 "What she says it's natural"

@xRightfulKing "I don't drink nearly as much anymore...Usually just before bed. Lyanna doesn't really drink and she's said a bunch of times she's not taking care of me if I over do it."

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@hammerstag006 "You must not drink when taking care of your kids"

@xRightfulKing "I'm doing okay kids aren't being too annoying...You know every time they argue or fight Jon Arryn tells me it's the universe paying me back." Scratches his beard and sighs. "I always remember being delightful then blacking out because I drank too much..."

@FervidaStella "The sky looks too dark to go out with a bikini"

A #FriskyFriday from this little Star. Sending my best regards from Starfall. 😘☀️🌊

And what does that mean?

@false_spring "Strength without wisdom is just stupidity" He declared. Then, his teeth grinned. "I don't like to speak nonsense. Or to waste words".

@xRightfulKing "Thanks. Sometimes it's good not to just be strong right?" He sighs and crosses his arms. "Dad said you don't like talking to people. I don't think he knows you at all."

Baratheon style.

@false_spring He stares at that boy who looks exactly as his brother and who speaks like someone else. "You're a clever boy".

@xRightfulKing "He doesn't mind so much. He wants to take me hunting sometimes but I started faking being sick to get out of it. I'm a scholar, I don't want to be stupid like him. I'll find the prettiest chocolate cookies, maybe brownies too."

@CursedCub Maybe on the outside.

Why does she?

@false_spring "Chocolate". He's sure of it. "Does your father like what you do?"

@xRightfulKing "I like making them it's fun and it makes people happy. Does she have a favorite kind?"

"Me too"

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@false_spring "She was... different". He didn't love her. He married her for reasons he didn't want to think about. "I don't like sweets, but Shireen does. She will love them".

@xRightfulKing "Really? That sounds like him. He always wants to joke around. Was your ex wife weird I don't remember her. Dad probably said stupid things about her..." Shakes his head and sighs. "When I make Christmas cookies do you want some?"

"Mood"

@false_spring "That's actually smart". His eyes went from bright blue to dark —like a deep storm. "I didn't. Your father didn't want me to 'depress' him with my divorce".

@xRightfulKing "I can't really beat anyone up anyway so I just have to be smarter than them I guess. How are you? I thought you vanished or something."

@false_spring Grinning his teeth, he remembers young and violent Robert —always wanting to fight and laugh at people. "He's always been so bighead. Listen to your mom, boy, trust me".

@xRightfulKing "She does. But it's really confusing sometimes because Dad says just to punch people I don't like and she says not to punch people. Has he always been like that? It's really weird when he's mad."

@false_spring *your

@false_spring "You're dad is..." He remembers he promised Shireen not to be /so/ rude and he doesn't finish the sentence. "Don't listen to him, boy. I'm sure your mother gives better advice".