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@LorenzoDaw13 @LionsCardsOnly @PrideOfDetroit Yeah, probably. I'm sure they were responsible for this. Who cares? It's funny this is getting you so worked up.

@xTKizzy @LionsCardsOnly @PrideOfDetroit It means that the social media team could have made a video worth a shit. Dan Campbell isn’t directing. The players aren’t required to take part. Do u guys have a social media team?

Lions sending a message with a very plain schedule release video. Thoughts?

@PrideOfDetroit I can only imagine the lake of tears created by the fans if the Lions put together a cutesy dance routine schedule release video after finishing in last place in the NFC North.

@LionsCardsOnly @LorenzoDaw13 @PrideOfDetroit I'm still trying to figure out what is meant by "the people making the video don't put on pads".

@LorenzoDaw13 @PrideOfDetroit Imagine being too dumb to understand the video... then acting like you did something.

@Lions What is the NFL's formula for assigning byes? Dart throw? How hard would it be to have groups of teams...we'll call them Divisions...have the same bye week every year. Assign bye weeks as weeks 6-13 and each division gets a bye at the next sequential week each year.

Mark your calendars

@JazzLand__ @elonmusk You alright, bro?

@elonmusk How the hell do you think America has made it to 250 years old??? You act like he’s the first President to EVER go overseas to meet with other leaders and talk politics!! Whose ass are yall going to crawl inside and live after this ASS is no longer vacant???

@Devoted2DET I guess there's always the Tigers. Yay.

Screw this

@DerdrickDWms @DaveO1961 @EricLDaugh MLK Jr was one of the greatest Americans who ever lived and an example to everyone. Too bad his words are now completely ignored and these days the color of a person's skin is the only thing people judge by, content of their character barely comes into play.

According to who? That man ain’t serve the military! Y’all didn’t want him back then remember the racism you shown him!? Oh wait you forgot about that shit! Yes your ppl hated him and still do unless he does something to appease you all! Show us all your black American hero’s David!! I’ll wait! 🤡

🔥 CLARENCE THOMAS IS THE ABSOLUTE GOAT! "I'd rather die than withdraw. If they're gonna kill me, they're gonna kill me." Q: So you'd still like to serve on the Supreme Court? THOMAS: "I'd rather die than withdraw from the process. Not for the purpose of serving on the Supreme Court, but for the purpose of not being driven out of this process." "I will not be scared. I don't like bullies. I've never run from bullies. I never cry uncle, and I'm not gonna cry uncle today whether I want to be on the Supreme Court or not."' 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 h/t @DanScavino

@JayVTheGreat @Harvarddoc32 Lol the photo OP they were begging for.

@Harvarddoc32 Is it this easy to dupe you all? 😂😭🙏🏽

Tennessee Lawmakers arrested for trying to attend a meeting eliminating the black vote. UT football players your move now!

@Smithkov1917 @sourpatchlyds @akhivae Don't forget sweet, sweet alcoholism.

@sourpatchlyds @akhivae Men should stick to more traditional male hobbies, like gambling and whoring.

Why is "the right to game" the most common fatherhood subject on this side of Twitter?

@snapper421 @sourpatchlyds @akhivae Because, for some reason, only using your eyes to consume screen products is permissible. Moving characters around in a world and discovering things or solving puzzles is childish.

@sourpatchlyds @akhivae I'm 47 and enjoy a good gaming session every now and then. What's wrong with that. I don't complain when my ol lady binge watches true crime for 4 hours a day.

@SamaHoole Yeah but what all the cow farts.

How butter is made. Take cream from a cow. Shake it. Strain off the buttermilk. Salt to taste. Total processing steps: three. How seed oil is made. Take seeds. Heat them to 88°C to denature the proteins and break the cell walls. Crush them between mechanical rollers under several tonnes of pressure. Mix the resulting paste with hexane, a petroleum-derived solvent originally used to dissolve grease off engine blocks. Let the hexane bath dissolve the remaining fat from the press cake. Distill the hexane back out, mostly. Some stays in the oil. The food regulators have decided this is fine. Now wash the dark, stinking, brown sludge with sodium hydroxide to neutralise the free fatty acids that taste rancid because the oil already is. Filter through activated bleaching clay to remove the colour pigments that would otherwise reveal what colour cooking oil naturally is. Steam it at 240°C under vacuum for an hour to strip out the smell. Without this step, no human would willingly put it near food. Pour the resulting clear, odourless liquid into a plastic bottle. But yes. Definitely healthier than butter. Trust the experts.

@StraightYTMale1 @pnshdvermonster @Shivam_MUFC @Daily_MailUS Better hope you're right.

@pnshdvermonster @Shivam_MUFC @Daily_MailUS You’re in for a rude awakening. There is no god

Religious leaders told 'prepare now' for UFO disclosure to unleash Bible-changing revelations

@Shivam_MUFC @Brucedawg63 @pnshdvermonster @Daily_MailUS Enlighten us.

@Brucedawg63 @pnshdvermonster @Daily_MailUS You do know we know exactly the ingredients for life? Its not a mystery....

@BMike2929 @TheGoldPony21 @Daily_MailUS ...and did Christianity change it?

@TheGoldPony21 @Daily_MailUS That's funny. That's literally what Christianity did. They took the Bible, the Torah, And renamed it the 'Old Testament' replaced by the new testament. I agree. There is no such thing as Bible changing revelation. The Torah is Eternal. Nothing can replace it. Ever.

@johnpavlovitz ...and here comes John to prove out exactly what Elon is saying.

Elon Musk is largely responsible for eliminating USAID and killing hundreds of thousands of people. He will face a tribunal.

@TheLeaderAdi @LeadingReport You mean NOT believing. Get your insults straight, edgelord.

@xTKizzy @LeadingReport Nothing edgy about believing in fairy tales

Mel Gibson’s ‘The Passion of the Christ’ sequels have wrapped filming. ‘Part One’ will release March 26, 2027 and ‘Part Two’ May 6, 2027.

@TheLeaderAdi @LeadingReport So edgy.

@LeadingReport Does Jesus get his ass beat again? Or is this the resurrection?

@Leigha_Sapienti Gotta love the reaction to the reaction to the reaction to the reaction.

Twitch Streamer Kaceytron reacts to Hasan Piker's meltdown on ShoeOnHead and says that if Shoe cares so much about the "incels," she should go fuck one. "Like I don't know, it's like Shoeonehead if you like care so much about these incels, go fuck one. okay?"

@ZODIAC_MF Well, as long as be wasn't a racist.

ALSO MY FAVORITE WESTERN IS UNFORGIVEN. HE WASNT A CONFEDERATE. HE JUST BLEW UP LITTLE KIDS WITH DYNAMITE

@bushwood_c @BBGreatMoments Preach. I fought so hard to stay awake, but my dad still had to shake me awake to watch Larry Herndon pull in that shallow pop fly to left to seal the series.

@BBGreatMoments 1984 ‘Bless You Boy’s’ Detroit Tigers

What's the first World Series you remember staying up to watch?