🏳️‍🌈sasha grey fan🏳️‍🌈

referring to my DUI's as tours of duty

A group of Indians is called a stink

it’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about professional wrestling”

The reason abortion is such an important topic for women is because women love getting creampied

@Emp4thchan The amount of filters here is insane

A priceless work of art, standing in front of a painting.

every so often i think about this time in college we were about to take shots so we all raised our cups to cheers but before anyone could say anything my buddy reached over and jiggled this girls tricep and yelled “ teacher arm !” and everyone laughed at her

@Unwiped_Ass @axifyclipping_ Yes lol that is Don Barris

@axifyclipping_ @xXyardmeatXx is this that comedian we saw at the comedy store who talked about fucking everyone?

Piper Rockelle ENDED her podcast and was left SPEECHLESS after her 58-year-old 0F top spender revealed he’s supported her since she was young 😳 “When did you first discover me? How many years ago?” “When I got my computer, you had to be 6 years old.”

@Lowetide Cakewalk schedule to end the season

Oilers last 11 regular season games: 37GF, 24GA. Oilers last 4 playoff games: 15GF, 20GA. I've never seen a team with such a high ceiling and low floor. Change is needed. What will it look like? nytimes.com/athletic/72289…

@KMcLennan1 Should I try to force Sam to give us the tickets

@xXyardmeatXx I feel bad for guys with tickets to Tuesday night’s sludge fest

I don’t want to watch game 5.

Transitioning and naming myself after a woman I killed in a car accident 7 years ago

@flyersmafia1975 @Aportzline @monstershockey Vladar (157 GP): 78-48-23, 2.81 GAA, .898 SV%, 4 SO. Greaves (76 GP): 36-28-11, 2.61 GAA, .913 SV%, 4 SO Lol

@xXyardmeatXx @Aportzline @monstershockey Better than any goalie the jackets had have since Bob left

Can't ask for a better start to the playoffs than that. AHL Cleveland up 3-0 after one period. @monstershockey #CBJ

@flyersmafia1975 @Aportzline @monstershockey Jenner wasn't captain when Bob was there Try to stay focused here though, we're talking goalies. And you're hanging your hat in Dan Vladar lol

@xXyardmeatXx @Aportzline @monstershockey Yes you had an all time great goalie and provided him with Boone Jenner as your captain 😂 great work!

@flyersmafia1975 @Aportzline @monstershockey Steve Mason for Sergei Bobrovsky lol

@xXyardmeatXx @Aportzline @monstershockey Dan Vladar has more playoffs wins than any goalie CBJ has had the past 7 years 😂

@flyersmafia1975 @Aportzline @monstershockey To be fair, nobody knows shitty goaltending better than a Flyers fan

@Aportzline @monstershockey Cleveland Monsters are notorious for choking big games 😂 easily the worse team left in the dance and the goaltending ain’t hold on down the stretch. Better stretch the legs, it’s cart path only in that shithole Cleveland until the weather clears up

@NFL @NFLDraft @dallascowboys @NewEraCap @NFLPlus Syndrome

With the No. 11 overall pick in the 2026 @NFLDraft, the @dallascowboys select Caleb Downs. @NewEraCap NFL Draft on NFLN/ESPN/ABC Stream on @NFLPlus

@random_tangent @Shemei_I_am @oldfriend99 Once again, projecting

@xXyardmeatXx @Shemei_I_am @oldfriend99 That’s not what that means, and you are a pederast.

Michael jackson haters love to bring up the nude photos of young boys in his bedroom safe, but they never mention all the normal stuff in his house: picture frames, tables, lamps, etc

@random_tangent @Shemei_I_am @oldfriend99 Still projecting

@Shemei_I_am @oldfriend99 That’s not what that word means but now I know you 100% are trying to fuck a kid.

@fleshsimulator That is one of the all time worst physiques