Dr Diaper

@dreadpilled @StefanMolyneux Find one woman anywhere in the world who can blindly identify any quantity of inches, ill wait.

@Unwiped_Ass @StefanMolyneux Please let me know where to find the women that believe that last thing. Thank you in advance.

Sigh My foreskin produces its own antibacterial elements I'm really sorry you were mutilated and lied to

@asukagrypr nick cant maintain a single friendship

Nick doesn't think he and SNEAKO will be friends again. "Bro, i'm done trying... I apologized I sent him a nice text, I extended the olive branch... You want to be a baby, here's your motherf-cking binky n-gga."

@rockstarnoguitr wow you talk like a condescending faggot

had a bad date with this girl but at the end of the day we’re all human beings out here trying…we all should be more kind and accepting to one another

@dreadpilled @StefanMolyneux women assume dicks with normal or small amounts of foreskin are circumcised. they dont now what theyre talking about. they also think 6" is 8"

@StefanMolyneux Steph, I like you, so please know that I do not take pleasure in pwning you to such a degree. Bottom line: I will take the *marked* increase to SMV waaaay more than an additional thing to wash. Not even close. [Sources in reply]

@BuckAngel I always thought Larry's cross dressing had to do with his dominatrix

The Matrix was directed by the wachowski brothers NOT trans women. WTF People these two did not “ transition “ until years after but you all have to keep lying about trans history…

@bryan_johnson I'm trying your Super Veggie right now and I am *not* impressed! Half a pound of broccoli a day? What about my thyroid function??

Unpopular opinion: most health content fails not because the information is wrong but because the person delivering it has never been publicly embarrassed by their own data.

@gustav0cardenas how were they not absolutely terrified is what i always wondered. how could they be so casual risking damage to their suits?

Algunos afirman que las imágenes de Apollo parecen falsas porque, si se acelera el video, los astronautas se mueven como en la Tierra. Sin embargo, el detalle clave está en el polvo lunar: cuando se levanta, cae en trayectorias parabólicas perfectas, sin dispersarse ni formar nubes que queden suspendidas. Eso solo es posible en un vacío (sin aire que frene las partículas) y con la baja gravedad de la Luna (~1/6 de la terrestre). En la Tierra, aunque aceleres o ralentices el video, el polvo se comportaría de forma muy diferente por la resistencia del aire. Este comportamiento del polvo es una de las pruebas más fuertes de que las grabaciones se hicieron realmente en la Luna.

@ItsJGamer124 yes

its gonna be this kinda night huh?

@LangmanVince Who the fuck said "Sugar Gay" I'll beat your fuckin' ass

Wow! "Sugar Ray" is doing gigs at pavilions in theme parks. Sad!

@BlueJays and its already over

Our homestand starts NOW PLAY BALL! #BlueJays50

@michaeljknowles why are you dressed like peewee herman

Thank you to the President, the First Lady, the White House staff, and of course the Easter Bunny for another excellent egg roll!

@Emp4thchan Me mum died when I was 16

Caption went so hard

@Photomusicrock I was beside myself when they announced a female drummer for the tour. What were they thinking?

New RUSH German drummer Anika Nilles having fun with drum kit , getting ready for upcoming tour!

@TMZ Wasn't the whole point of the show that it was a hostile work environment?

🚨 Exclusive: Howard Stern and his wife Beth are being sued by a woman who claims they fostered a hostile work environment when she was their executive assistant. tmz.me/cip8xqy

Peeing in the shower is truly an indulgent joy, only rivaled by slapping my nonverbal son

Condom companies dont want you to know this: A single piece of scotch tape over your dick hole is as effective as a condom in preventing pregnancy. Condoms arent needed. Do not give big condom your hard earned money.

@theastralape @drabdulhameed07 the parents had sinned

@drabdulhameed07 Serious question for religious people - Why would a God allow a baby like this to be born?

A neonate is born with a single central eye and a proboscis. Which chromosomal abnormality is most likely?😱😳😳

@JohnnyGiunta_ why are they all so obsessed with this tree?

One of the largest cherry blossom gardens in the world, with around 700,000 trees. The Pingba Cherry Blossom Garden in Guizhou, China, recognized as the world's largest concentrated planting base of cherry blossoms, featuring over 700,000 trees.

@persiphone_kat @Emp4thchan what would they even do for them

@Unwiped_Ass @Emp4thchan how are there people in the world that do not know this

For the record: 1. No I’m not trad 2. Yes I have an OF 3. I’m a far right cult leader with my own political ideology 4. Bend the knee to me or perish, Empathchan world domination is inevitable.

@persiphone_kat @Emp4thchan They sign with talent agencies just to be egirls?

@Emp4thchan but youre not, youre a nepo baby thaf signed with the same shitty talent agency as venti and youre struggling to retain relevance bc you dont have a good team directing you. The disillusions of grandeur egirl trend died in 2022. youre just a copy of an imitation