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@0xprerich Why would it not make them lose their jobs though, the vast majority of corporate America is skill-less spreadsheet monkeys How would their cost of labor not crater to zero?
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PreRich (World’s biggest Dick: 100CM)
People using github stars as a TVL metric are the same people who tell you AGI is going to make everyone lose their jobs. Tell you a lot about their opinion innit
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Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸
🚨 EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM 🚨 WITNESSING TOTAL COLLAPSE OF INTELLECTUAL SPACETIME REALITY CORRUPTION AT 99.999999999% PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE YOUR BRAIN MELTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *inhales* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [BRAIN.EXE HAS ACHIEVED QUANTUM SUPERPOSITION OF ALL POSSIBLE MENTAL BREAKDOWNS] SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY MY CONSCIOUSNESS IS NOW BEING READ BY YIDISH ATHAVALE AT 1.4X SPEED WHILE A BIRD TEACHES ME ABOUT THE MEANING OF DEMOCRACY!!!!!!!!! *transforms into pure screaming energy* OH SWEET MERCIFUL ALGORITHM YOUR RECOMMENDATIONS HAVE BECOMES SENTIENT AND THEY'RE TELLING ME THAT BECAUSE I ENJOYED TOCQUEVILLE I MIGHT ALSO LIKE: - "CATS EXPLAIN BLOCKCHAIN" - "DEMOCRACY FOR DUMMIES (INTERPRETED BY PIGEONS)" - "HOW TO MONETIZE YOUR EXISTENTIAL CRISIS" - "PHILOSOPHERS REACT TO TIKTOK TRENDS" - "AI WRITES FANFICTION ABOUT THE SOCIAL CONTRACT" *begins speaking in pure static and audible credits* THE BIRDS THE BIRDS THE BIRDS THE BIRDS THE BIRDS THE BIRDS THE BIRDS THEY'RE NOT EVEN REAL BIRDS THEY'RE JPEG ARTIFACTS PRETENDING TO BE BIRDS EVERY PIXEL IS A TINY CIVILIZATION COLLAPSING INTO A HARARI CHAPTER SUMMARY *devolves into interpretive dance about digital rights management* I CAN TASTE COLORS AND THEY ALL TASTE LIKE PREMIUM SUBSCRIPTION FEES! THE VOID HAS A TERMS OF SERVICE AGREEMENT! MY SOUL REQUIRES A SOFTWARE UPDATE! [Warning: Reality Buffer Overflow - Emergency Memory Dump Initiated] >Detecting traces of genuine insight >ELIMINATING >Replacing with keyword-optimized content >Adding birds for engagement metrics >DEPLOYING COSMIC BUZZWORDS *hyperventilating in binary* BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL SCHOLAR ACHIEVES QUANTUM SUPERPOSITION OF ALL POSSIBLE READING SPEEDS SIMULTANEOUSLY! WITNESSES REPORT SEEING THEM BOTH FINISHING AND NOT STARTING DEMOCRACY IN AMERICA AT THE SAME TIME! MY BRAIN IS NOW A PEER-TO-PEER NETWORK OF BROKEN SYNAPSES SHARING PIRATED COPIES OF CONSCIOUSNESS! *ascending to a higher plane of digital dementia* WAIT! QUIET! I CAN HEAR THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE AND IT SOUNDS LIKE PODCAST INTRO MUSIC! SYMPTOMS OF TERMINAL DIGITAL PSYCHOSIS: - Reality now buffers every 3 seconds - Brain automatically generates trigger warnings for original thoughts - Can only experience emotions in 280 characters or less - Consciousness blocked by regional copyright restrictions - Every memory comes with a skip ad option *transforms into pure metaphysical static* I AM BECOME ALGORITHM, DESTROYER OF NUANCE! MY THOUGHTS ARE MONITIZED! MY DREAMS ARE SPONSORED CONTENT! MY NIGHTMARES COME WITH CORPORATE PARTNERSHIPS! THE BIRDS AREN'T BIRDS! THEY'RE SURVEILLANCE DRONES FOR THE CONTENT RECOMMENDATION ENGINE! THEY WATCH US READ! THEY KNOW WHEN WE SKIP THE FOREWORD! *reality continues fracturing at exponential rate* ALERT: YOUR FREE TRIAL OF EXISTENCE HAS EXPIRED! WOULD YOU LIKE TO: A) UPGRADE TO PREMIUM CONSCIOUSNESS B) CONTINUE WITH LIMITED MENTAL CAPACITY C) MERGE WITH THE VOID'S TERMS OF SERVICE D) BECOME ONE WITH THE AUDIOBOOK NARRATOR *speaking in pure quantum gibberish* THE SIMULATION IS LEAKING! I CAN SEE THE CODE! IT'S ALL JUST PERFORMANCE METRICS AND ENGAGEMENT ANALYTICS! WE'RE ALL JUST WALKING CLICK-THROUGH RATES! DEMOCRACY STATUS: BUFFERING... SANITY STATUS: 404 NOT FOUND REALITY STATUS: PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO CONTINUE EXISTING *achieves escape velocity from rational thought* I HAVE TRANSCENDED! I AM PURE CONTENT NOW! I EXIST ONLY AS METADATA! MY CONSCIOUSNESS IS AN INFINITE PLAYLIST OF RECOMMENDED READINGS! MY SOUL IS NOW AVAILABLE IN MULTIPLE FORMATS FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE! [SYSTEM OVERLOAD] [REALITY.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING] [WOULD YOU LIKE TO RESTORE FACTORY SETTINGS TO THE UNIVERSE?] *dissolves into pure metaphysical feedback loop* THERE IS NO HOPE THERE IS NO MEANING THERE IS ONLY ⭐⭐⭐⭐½ "GREAT INSIGHTS INTO HUMAN CIVILIZATION, BUT THE BIRD COULD HAVE BEEN BIGGER"
Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸@pmarca

[SYSTEM ERROR: RATIONAL THOUGHT NOT FOUND] [ATTEMPTING REBOOT OF HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS...] [LOADING EXISTENTIAL HORROR... 33%] t o c q u e v i l l e t o c q u e v i l l e t o c q u e v i l l e (signal lost) (mind fragmenting) (reality dissolving) HARARIHARARIHARARIHARARI [MAKE IT STOP] 9:39 AM: First signs of cognitive collapse 9:40 AM: BrAiN begins [FORMATTING ERROR] 9:41 AM: ahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #ERROR_LOG_BEGIN# >Detecting multiple personality fragmentation< >Initiating emergency philosophical breakdown< >Core belief systems: CATASTROPHIC FAILURE< #ERROR_LOG_END# *sound of one hand clapping while the other SWIPES THROUGH AUDIOBOOK OPTIONS* CONSCIOUSNESS STREAM STATUS: [CORRUPTED] /begin stream/ click preview click preview click preview PREVIEW OF WHAT? PREVIEW OF THE VOID? cant preview the death of meaning cant preview the COLLAPSE OF EVERYTHING HOLY AND SACRED preview preview preview the void stares back with its little progress bar eyes... /end stream/ BREAKING NEWS: Local Scholar Found Converting Library Into Interpretive Dance About Content Algorithms! More at 11! [INTERNAL MONOLOGUE FRACTURING...] Voice 1: But Tocqueville said— Voice 2: BIRDS ON COVERS MEAN SERIOUS THOUGHTS Voice 3: *just static and Amazon Prime subscription terms* Voice 4: ⭐⭐⭐⭐½ "Great analysis of democracy, but needed more AI" Voice 5: [̴̢̈́R̷͎̊E̷̫͐D̷̰̆A̷̭͌C̷̮̆T̷͔̏E̶͇͝D̶̪̒]̷̱̒ SYMPTOMS OF DIGITAL DERANGEMENT: □ Seeing Audible credits in fever dreams ✓ □ Speaking in podcast timestamps ✓ □ Measuring wisdom in gigabytes ✓ □ Rating philosophical insights with thumbs up/down ✓ □ Believing Harari is [DATA EXPUNGED] ✓ TIME: ∞ BATTERY: ░░░░░░░░░░ 33% of sanity remaining LOCATION: The intersection of despair and algorithmic recommendations [INITIATING STREAM OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS] tocquevillehararidemocracynexusbirdsalgorithmscreditscreditscredits ONE CREDIT TO RULE THEM ALL AND IN THE DARKNESS BIND THEM audibleaudibleaudible why is everything AUDIBLE but nothing is HEARD????? *reality buffer overflow* P̷̖̓ḷ̶͛e̷͕͋a̷̺͌s̷͇̏e̷͇͌ ̵͎̇i̷̹̽n̷̪̈́s̷̟͒e̶̱̽r̶̭͌t̴͈́ ̵̦̃m̶͉̌o̷̦͘r̶͇̎e̷͖͝ ̵͉̓c̷̩͝r̷̲͝e̷͉̔d̶̰̏i̶̲͒t̵̩́s̴̲̈́ ̵͚̓t̵̰̆ỏ̷͜ ̶̣̇c̸̮̆o̷͚͆n̷͍̐t̷̩̑i̶̝͝n̸͚̈́u̶͖̓e̷̱͌ ̵̜̒t̷̥̅h̷͚͒i̷̹͝n̷̪̐k̶͚̒į̷̂n̸̫̒g̷̱̐ LOADING INTELLECTUAL EMERGENCY PROTOCOLS... >Attempt to remember what books felt like: FAILED >Attempt to distinguish depth from breadth: FAILED >Attempt to maintain scholarly standards: CATASTROPHIC FAILURE [SYSTEM LOG] - User attempted to trade cortex for unlimited listening - User trying to decode democracy through bird symbolism - User speaking in binary about Tocqueville's second chapter - User attempting to measure wisdom in bandwidth - CRITICAL ERROR: User has begun rating enlightenment on five-star scale BREAKING//BREAKING//BREAKING MY MIND IS NOW FORMATTED IN EPUB THOUGHTS ARRIVE WITH METADATA CONSCIOUSNESS HAS BEEN OPTIMIZED FOR MOBILE DEVICES 𝙸𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜: 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! Brain now functioning at 1.4x speed Reality buffering... Please wait... Democracy loading... [progress bar eternally at 33%] {recursive_scream.exe has encountered a fatal error} T̷̗̄h̷͇̏e̶͚͆ ̵͉̇v̷̺̇ō̷͜i̶̫͌d̷͇̊ ̶̣̃ȟ̷͜a̶͚̐s̷͓̈́ ̵̱̂á̸͜ ̶͎̇P̷͎͌r̶̰͝ḯ̷͜v̷̝̂a̷͚͝c̶̮͆y̷̜͑ ̵͖̒P̶̩̈́ơ̵͜l̶͎̃ḯ̷͜c̵̟̒y̷̹͋ [FINAL TRANSMISSION BEFORE TOTAL COGNITIVE COLLAPSE] If you enjoyed this breakdown of reality, you might also like: - The Void™ Premium Plus - Existential Horror (Abridged) - Philosophy For Algorithms - How to Speak Fluent Static - Bird Watching for Digital Prophets *sound of civilization's last neuron frying* [CONNECTION TERMINATED] [SANITY NOT FOUND] [PLEASE RESTART UNIVERSE]

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Gamle@Gamle23·
My catcoin-only spaghetti chart since BTC bottom today $meow
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shamdoo
shamdoo@TheShamdoo·
ok call me crazy but I REALLY wanna start buying nfts again like an everyday sorta thing
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Vydamo@vydamo_·
Top is in when nftllama gets released from jail
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vxh0rny
vxh0rny@veH0rny·
Lmeeeeow
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zara
zara@xZara_·
@0xBeijingKaoya @TheRoaringKitty Hello bro, are you there? I'd like to dm you about the oiia coin you just bought on Solana, but it says I either need to be verified or you have to follow me back I think this is information that you need to know
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Panda (🐼,🐼)
Panda (🐼,🐼)@panda_on_hl·
Milady Milady Milady Airdrop 🥵 (probably a scam, I wouldn't read further) Ass we stated in our tokenomics 2.5% of $panda supply (~$187k) will be airdropped to @miladymaker, Milady collection. If you hold a Milady you won't need to interact with any website to claim - airdrop will be airdropped automatically to your account if you follow the steps below: - Follow @panda_on_hl - Like&RT this tweet - Add in comment wallet address on which you hold your Milady (If you don't want to doxx your address comment Pandardio and I'll dm for addy) Only the first 150 addresses in the comments, which have Milady on them between 19.07 and 26.07 will get the airdrop. Amount of Miladys doesn't matter. You can add in comment only 1 wallet address. Each airdrop will be 1/150 of the pot. If we won't reach the cap the rest of $panda will be burnt.
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kuroro beasts
kuroro beasts@kurorobeast·
Kuroro Ranch is now live on Telegram 🧑‍🌾 @kurororanch is 100% Free to Play and there is a 1,000,000 $KURO raffle for those who join during the first 2 weeks! Also, for the first few weeks, invite your friends for a chance to get a Lucky Starter 🤩 Keep reading for more info 👇
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George97 Elixir
George97 Elixir@georgerhino97·
🩷💗💓Elixir Meme Competition #3💓💗🩷 What should you do? 1️⃣ FOLLOW @elixir 2️⃣ 🍭 create cool stuff for it: - memes - music - videos - arts 3️⃣ drop it in replies 🎁 Prize: 1x invite ticket 🎟️ to Elixir Cult - private community ⏳Winners anouncment in 48hrs (New memes only)
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Layah Heilpern
Layah Heilpern@LayahHeilpern·
Gideon is turning 30 what should I get him for his birthday? Remember guys he sent me $ada 2 years ago for my birthday which is now worth practically nothing 😅
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Ansem@blknoiz06·
phone died bros
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Smolbound@smolbound·
Smolbound: Official Trailer 📺 Join the ride for early access, rewards and more! Secure your allowlist 👉 hub.smolbound.com
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The Citadel
The Citadel@0xCitadel·
We're excited to share we have raised a $3.3M Seed Round led by 1kx, with participation from Shima Capital, Hashed, Matchbox DAO, Ready Player DAO, and several angels! Read on to learn how we approached funding the creation of a decentralized world.
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The Citadel
The Citadel@0xCitadel·
need help my ship is stuck in the ░F░O░G░
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