Lil Longanisa

Dumb shit my roommate says: Bad Girls Club Reunion Edition

@gayleagueboy “they need to make savory vapes. Like garlic bread”

🚨 BREAKING: In response to Trump saying he couldn’t understand Bad Bunny’s halftime show because it was in Spanish, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez fired back: “I barely know what Trump is saying half the time, so… I feel him.” Lmao 😭😂

@uhleeyeah “that song Ari had with Macklemore”

“Pablo Picasso painting and bomb? Is that not The Starry Night?” - @uhleeyeah

WHO IS THIS DIVA???? 😭 so i can send her flowers cause she SAID WTF SHE SAID!

DIDDY FUCKED CUDIS DOG IN THE BATHROOM AND U DONUTS ARE TAKING ABOUT “SNITCHING” GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Me: “I kinda want food” Roma: “Ooou Mc…Taco Bell”

“Since when were there founding fathers in the United States of AMERICA?”

Dumb shit my roommate says: Bad Girls Club Reunion Edition

Time to make banana bread!

me when the liquor kicks in & the social anxiety goes away

i can't believe this is what WE ALL were gagging over in 2017 like LMFAOOO😭😭😭???

he CLEARED him😭

dont come to the ball pit tomorrow

“meow meow meow meow!”