AYODEJI 🤴🏼

I am getting this in 2025!!!!!

Yeah.. even better

Worst case scenario I’ll make it. Best case scenario I’ll make it big.

I want to say this at the end of the day but better. I chased both and succeeded

chased money and succeeded, but with love, I kind of failed. broke my baby's heart, and now she partying and hoeing.

Real shit

the real addiction isn’t the money. it’s the possibility of changing your entire mood instantly.

@Carter_me2 @Mrbankstips Hmm 🤔

@Mrbankstips The scary part is that very soon the rarest thing online won’t be intelligence, it’ll be authenticity.

AI is further blurring the lines of reality. Your eyes. Your ears. Your instincts. None of them were built for this.

Odunlade nah craze😭😭😂

@AndyjnrUmaru A laptop that's all

Please Mention an item you want so badly but, due to funds, you can't afford it. Someone might surprise you today in the comments. A closed mouth is a closed destiny. 🤲🏾🤷‍♀️🥺

@Hybrid_Ola L

As seen on Cutie_Juls

No, you don’t. A vagina is the gateway to life. It’s self-cleaning, self-lubricating, and can stretch to accommodate an entire baby before returning to its original size. What you have, sir, is a fauxgina, a dead-end fvckhole that doesn’t clean itself (and let’s be honest, you won’t clean it either), and which will have to be kept open by dilation for the rest of your life, lest it close up on you like the open wound it is. The only thing it has in common with a vagina is its location and its general shape, but even that is never quite right. It’s a fake, a phony, a hole that exists for no other reason than to be penetrated, and if I wrote down my hopes for its future, I’d probably get suspended.

@creative_yua So? Na your own imagination oo

I went to withdraw ₦1,000 from a POS stand yesterday. The lady looked at me and said: “Na only ₦1k?” One guy nearby even laughed and casually said: “Things don hard naw.” Meanwhile, I simply hate carrying cash. I use transfers for almost everything. The ₦1k was for a bike man waiting for me. Few minutes later, one man in my street came with ₦50k cash. His bank app was having issues, so he wanted to give the POS agent cash and let her transfer the money to someone urgently. The network started misbehaving. He asked the same guy who mocked me if he could help transfer the money. The guy quietly said he did not have that kind of money. I was eventually the one who helped the man send the ₦50k. Never use small transactions to measure somebody’s pocket.

@MRmneyheod Lol we know say e no happen but guy see your dirty imagination smh

She was already soaking wet and slippery. I slid two fingers in and she ground her hips against them. “You feel so good,” she whispered.I couldn’t hold back. I put on a condom, climbed on top, and pushed inside her. She was incredibly tight, just like he said. Her walls gripped me firmly. I started thrusting fast and deep. The bed shook as she moaned loudly and held my back. Wet sounds filled the room with every stroke.But I was too excited. After just two minutes, I couldn’t control it. I came hard inside the condom, shaking all over. It was too quick. I collapsed on her, breathing heavily.She smiled and rubbed my head. “You rushed it,” she said softly. She cleaned up, dressed, and left.I felt embarrassed but satisfied that I had tasted what my guy was bragging about. He still doesn’t know.

It was our 300 level in school. My guy was always bragging about his girlfriend. One evening in the hostel, he was talking big with us.“Guys, her pussy is so wet and tight,” he said, laughing. “As soon as I enter, she just floods. There’s no girl like her.”I smiled and stayed quiet. I knew she was a secret hook-up girl who had slept with many boys on campus. She liked money more than him.Two days later, I called her. “Come to my apartment this weekend. I’ll pay you well.”She agreed fast.

@franky_da_1st mass attack

Naso one day me and sister go price mattress ooo, the man called his own price, so I asked her to let us check the other shops Unknown to us....

A standard Rolex has about 200 moving parts. The Patek Philippe on Jay-Z's wrist at the Met Gala has 1,580. Patek spent 8 years designing it. Then over 100,000 hours building the first one. About 11 straight years of someone working 24 hours a day, no breaks. It's called the Grandmaster Chime, the most complicated wristwatch Patek has ever made. The inner mechanism alone has 1,366 parts. It fits in a circle smaller than an Oreo cookie. The outer case adds another 214 parts, and the case alone took four years to design. In watchmaking, a "complication" is just any function beyond telling you the time. Most watches in the "grand complication" category have 5 to 7. This one has 20. When it launched, no wristwatch in history had combined that many. It tracks the phase of the moon, accurate to one day's drift over 122 years. It also has five different ways to chime: one that automatically rings the hours and quarters, one that rings only the quarters, one you press a button to hear the current time, one that rings whatever alarm time you set, and one that chimes today's date on demand. The last two had never existed in any watch before. Both were invented by Patek's own president, Thierry Stern, a trained watchmaker himself. The chiming makes this watch nearly impossible to copy. Inside each one are tiny coiled steel wires called gongs. A single watchmaker shapes and tunes each gong by hand, testing every note with their own ears. Just putting one chime mechanism together takes 200 to 300 hours. Then the watch goes into a soundproof chamber where the chime gets recorded and compared against decades of past Patek chimes. Only then is it brought to Thierry Stern. He listens. If he doesn't like the sound, the watch goes back. Sometimes more than once. A rejected watch can take 500 hours of rebuilding before he approves it. This watch holds four power springs in total. One is dedicated to the chimes alone, separate from the spring driving the time. Inside the mechanism is a ball bearing 7.2mm wide. It holds seven steel balls, each 0.3mm across, smaller than grains of fine sand. They handle 1,700 gram-millimetres of twisting force from the chime springs without slipping. The case has 11 holes drilled through it for buttons and pushers, and somehow none of them ruin the chamber that lets the chimes ring out clearly. The case itself flips around to show either of its two different dials. Fewer than five workshops on the planet can build something at this level. Patek Philippe is the one all the others measure themselves against. Jay-Z's version lists at $6.5 million. The unique steel version sold for $31 million at Christie's in 2019. It still holds the record for the most expensive watch ever sold at auction.

If Jesus fit turn water to wine Brother e no get anything wey no fit align for you

@Wizarab10 I was surprised, I didn't check the time yesterday but when I saw it this afternoon I first taught it was virtual lol until I checked on flashscore. The timing was so unusual

When did EPL start playing afternoon games on a Monday? Nottingham wants to kill Chelsea

@1990eraft @KingPhelz I swear.. such a very lucky goal early in the first half. They had their tail in their mouth scared throughout the match. We were just unlucky

@KingPhelz God save Arsenal on that match day 1

How many doubles have we done this season? 😂

@dammiedammie35 The boy is good but I see why Big Wiz gave this GOE money. He is amazing

GOE and his new hype boy…. This one con sabi pass barber chair o😂✨

@LouieDi13 I swear.. 2:0 in 15 minutes

NOTTINGHAM STRAIGHT WIN