C E S Ó I R E
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C E S Ó I R E
@xcesoire
Musician • I want to laugh as much as I can before I die.
888 Katılım Ağustos 2019
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@LinkedInLunat1c A lot of adults are children who never grew up.
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This wasn’t spraying its ass. That orange thing is the intake fan. This could easily kill someone. You’re putting them in a sealed plastic bag with only pepper spray to breathe.
@ICEgov is a violent fascist paramilitary no different from the SA or the Gestapo.
Bennett Haselton@bennetthaselton
Portland ICE agent jumps into a brawl to pepper spray a frog in the ass. 🤷♂️
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Do not get on this plane.
PSAFLIVE@PSAFLIVE
Zimbabwean airline Fly Air Zimbabwe is struggling to finance, they are writing boarding pass with hand.
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@mediocregolfing @esjesjesj Y’all flaunt your wedding rings constantly it’s like we get it, y’all enjoy cream pies and raw dogging but omg get a grip
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@esjesjesj It’s inappropriate in an office setting to talk about how you like gay sex.
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Clear violation of the first amendment. Being gay is not political
Clash Report@clashreport
FBI Director Kash Patel fired a trainee for displaying a gay pride flag on his desk, calling it “political signage.” Source: MSNBC
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Hey @Pokemon please sue the hell out of the government.
Homeland Security@DHSgov
Gotta Catch ‘Em All.
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@EpicBronyGaming @FVLAM @Pokemon They have the money to and it’s not like America is responsible with money considering the trillion dollar debt lol America is a joke
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@DHSgov White people commit crimes too.
If you’re really defending the country how can you possibly have time to make Pokémon card propaganda
Yes propaganda because you’re acting like only one race commits crime
You’re no homeland security. You’re moldy sod.
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@ThePopTingz Anyone remember when Jenna Maroney got upset her stalker moved on?
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Taylor Swift's team has been increasing surveillance following the disappearance of Brian Jason Wagner, a 45-year-old Colorado man known as the singer's stalker.
Taylor obtained a temporary restraining order against her stalker in June, but he has since disappeared, and not even a private investigator has been able to track him down. (Via Daily Mail)

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@iTunes @taylorswift13 Damn Taylor made y’all wipe off the cobwebs and dust everything off
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The Life of a showgirl era takes center stage. Pre-order @taylorswift13’s new album on iTunes now and get exclusive content once it drops on October 3rd. apple.co/TSitunes

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@PopBase So an inside job? because this man is only ever super confident when he’s lying
Really can’t trust anything coming from him
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@Ryan_In_Mi @krassenstein Many conservatives are mentally ill but they refuse therapy because they’d rather walk around with a stick up their ass
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BREAKING: This was Charlie Kirk's last interaction with the audience before being shot in the neck in Utah:
Audience member: “Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?”
Kirk: “Too many.”
The same audience member went on say the number is five, and proceeded to ask if Kirk knows how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years.
Kirk: “Counting or not counting gang violence?”
The answer is 5700.
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