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meet poppy, our family dog who alerted my mum and dad early hours this morning of my brother having a seizure in his sleep, absolute angel ❤️

@Ryanair Hello, my nan has paid for extra luggage at check in after not remembering paying for 20kg hold luggage when booking her flights. Is there anyway you could refund this please? She doesn’t need 30kg for a week in Scotland 😂

@leilapinderr Love you lots, Oliver is so lucky to have you both in his life 🤍🤍

@xcloslade Love you 💗💗💗💗

i have the bestest friends ever 💘

Three person group chats go hard as fuck

@Lucycalvertx1 Like I’ve not spoken to these people in nearly a year yet I’m hot topic still make it make sense

@xcloslade Trash x

I’m just out here tryna live a peaceful life with my little family and I’m still being spoken about by randos WHAT

@leilapinderr Alexa play obsessed by Mariah Carey

@xcloslade Funny weirddddd

me whenever i talk

I’m convinced if I didn’t contact some people first I would never hear from them again

you know when you’re sad and you just feel so 🙇🏼‍♀️

@chloehuttonv @elloise_webb me

How do insta girls manage to pose in those ways in front of their pals without feeling awkward, any time someone takes a photo of me I’m genuinely stood like this

she spoke the truth

Vaccinated or not please remember to wear deodorant

id rather swallow a denim jacket than let a coworker who’s paid the same wage as me tell me what to do

not saying i want to experience demonic possession but it might be a nice lil break to let someone else steer for a while

Whenever I tell customers imma look in the back for something I rlly just go back there and eat 4 hot Cheetos and nae nae rq then come back out to say we don’t have it

@oliviamay20 Cos you’re there you smelly bitch

What’s with all the flies in Whitley

@TUIUK please answer the phone