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and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

i be at work ugly as fck and idgaf

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

Don’t care how much I want to lose weight you’ll never catch me doing a fucking burpee

lower your tone baby you know I’m retarded

Stopping for gas on the way home from work feels like getting shot at

Good dick got you watching Guardians of the Galaxy

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

"You gained weight" and what if i kill myself infront of you

pissing me the fuck off all by yourself handsome?

You ever see yourself from the side and wonder how anyone could ever love you

imagine hating on me and I'm in my room doing this

Using Instagram notes is a sign of schizophrenia

i ain't clearing up no rumors unless they say i'm out here eating coleslaw

I’m going through things you can’t even find on reddit

social media really got yall thinking 15 likes not a lot.. imagine 15 gorillas in your room tryna fck you

what is it called when you can’t take it anymore but you keep taking it

Do little seizures clothes at ate?

just ran some aarons

I understand exactly what the sims are saying