Darren

@ArsenalN7 Shit

Thoughts on Noni Madueke today? 🤔

@AzengaMoses Flamini

Whom does it remind you of gooners?

@joncoupland Good little runner

Tell me something you would read in a car sales advert that immediately makes you NOT want to buy the car?

@Keir_Starmer Read the room…..

I love this country. It is the greatest country in the world. We are tolerant, decent and respectful – and unity is our strength. But for too long, proud communities have been failed by politics and left powerless to do anything about it. Our Pride in Place programme changes that. We are giving people the power to build up their communities. We’ve already invested thousands into communities across Britain. Now, we are giving thousands more the opportunity to transform their local area. Putting local people in control and building a Britain that works for all.

@jaacknffc Is that Howard Wilkinson?

Why does he look like he’s on his death bed

@WestHam Aha. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ha

Declan Rice scores for Arsenal. 🔴 1-0 ⚒ (38')

A fucking schoolgirl uniform.

@SwansOfficial @wilfriedbony Wrf has happend to him?

🤝 @wilfriedbony

@StokeyyG2 Utter shit

The new Sky Sports Premier League intro with its new song by Kasabian is HERE. Opinions all…?

@ChesnoidGaming Inter Mi Nani

I need an FPL team name that's punny, hit me with some!

@WolfRMFC Looks like Saddam Hussein after they found him hiding in that hole

First ever picture I’ve seen of Benzema without aura

Ferdinand & Savage - what an insufferable pair. Give it Eni Aluko til end of the season. #ATHMUN

@creepydotorg Terrence and Phillip?

Her ex husband shot her in the face with a shotgun and she survived 💀

@FabrizioRomano Is the ‘specific project’ a significant amout of 💰💰💰💰💰

🚨🇺🇸 EXCLUSIVE: MLS side Chicago Fire make approach to sign Kevin De Bruyne on a free transfer. De Bruyne will assess all options in the next days and weeks, but Chicago Fire are now showing strong interest with a specific project to attract KDB. Deal on.

VAR 1: "Is that a goal scoring opportunity?" VAR 2: "Nah, it's about 80 yards out. Should we send Michael Oliver to the screen? VAR 1: "Nah."

@SkySportsPL Not even a United fan and I am bored of hearing him constantly whinge & criticise. Yawn.

🗣️ "That team in that last game under Ole is far better than the team we're watching here" Gary Neville expresses his concerns about the current Man Utd squad 😬

@OliLondonTV Proper Bo That.

Billionaire socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein who has been dubbed ‘Catwoman’ shows off her new face, despite denying extensive plastic surgery and claiming her looks are down to her ‘Swiss Heritage.’

@JDTHFC_ Is that Beavo?

@afcstuff Bland

Half-time: Chelsea 0-0 Arsenal. Thoughts on that first-half, Gooners? 🤔

@RealBobMortimer Free briefcase with every copy?