Sue Osterberg

@catturd2 😳

WTF happened?

@JebraFaushay WTAF are these people thinking? No wait. They are being themselves - crazy as loons.

Here is icon and queen LIZZO wearing a nipple necklace chain and double hand gloves. Is this a look I could pull off to run over to Trader Joe’s? Please advise.

@4thOfJuly365 Don't need one! 😆

I'll give you a hint if you need one.

@HarmeetKDhillon @TheGuy369369 😆😆

President of what

@US_OGA Appreciate the lesson!

If you only learn one thing today, today you should learn..... The Panic Industry has traded in climate change as old and moldy. AI / Data Centers is their new trophy wife.

@timburchett 😆

I gave up salt sugar and caffeine. It’s been a rough 30 minutes.

@ScottPresler You mean you're going to do things the right way?! Outstanding! Congratulations, Scott!

Yes, I was elected to the State Committee for Beaver County, Pennsylvania. This is the first time I’ve run for office. 👉 I promise to bring up agenda items to voters BEFORE the State Committee votes on issues 👉 I promise to do polls & speak with voters in Beaver County BEFORE voting on issues 👉 I promise to vote the way the majority of Republicans in Beaver County want — even if I personally disagree Thank you to the Republican voters of Beaver County for believing in me.

@catsareblessing The banana!! 😁😆

When the cat puts on the hat for the first time

@melissavitelli 😆😆

@catturd2 I know, me too. I had to have Grok explain. 😳🙄

LOL - I've been off X for a day and I had to look and see why pine comb was trending - 😂

@4thOfJuly365 @GrowingUpRetro Done!

Please help me spread the word about my alt account @GrowingUpRetro If you love the 70s, 80s, and 90s this is the account you want to follow. Thank you for your support 🙏🏻

@itsme_urstruly It must tickle!

OMG, this crab is eating his foot skin, and it's absolutely devouring it with relish 😭

@ImMeme0 That looks disgusting

I don’t want this in my country. Basic social standards should not be violated.

Sunday funday. Drop em. 👇

@MikeBales I aspire!

My grandfather said he’d never move into a retirement home. He said, “Too expensive… and the food tastes like someone boiled sadness.” Instead, he checked into a beachfront hotel. We asked, “Grandpa, isn’t that even more expensive?” He smiled and said, “Not really. At the retirement home, I’d pay $200 a day for cold meatloaf and no visitors. But here? For $150 a day, I get ocean views, room service, fresh towels, a pool… …and suddenly all my grandkids remember I exist every weekend.” Then he leaned back in his chair and delivered the final line like a mob boss: “And if I die in the hotel lobby, the manager will actually look disappointed. But at the nursing home? They just call it Tuesday.”

@it_unprofession That happened to us at work today. Felt like a school snow day.

My therapist asked when I last felt truly happy. I said "when the office WiFi went down and nobody could email me." For 11 minutes, I was a free man. No Slack, no Zoom, just raw uncut silence. Accounting tried to start a conversation about weekend plans. I panicked and pretended to reboot the router. Someone said, "Wow, you really know your way around the network." I nodded like Neo in The Matrix. Eventually IT fixed the actual problem from their NOC in Ohio. Everyone applauded. I clapped too, even though I’d spent the outage Googling “what does DNS actually do.” I haven’t felt that powerful since I was the only one who knew the office printer’s WiFi password in 2016. It was “password.” Nobody has ever checked my work.

@JebraFaushay Only the original Dirty Dancing!

It's Friday night. You're going to the movies. Choose one of these politically correct remakes to watch: Dirty Dancing with Pedro Pascal and Zendaya or... Freaky Friday with Elliot Page and Dylan Mulvaney. Which do you choose?

@PamelaHensley22 You know it!

The Chinese were playing "YMCA" with a marching band. I know President Trump wanted to dance so badly to this. 😂

@ThrillaRilla369 Add more cheese. And butter.

What do you add to Mac and Cheese to make it better?

@4thOfJuly365 Oh contraire... dark chocolate only!

Dark chocolate is bitter garbage for pretentious snobs. Milk chocolate wins every time.