xhogrider

who’s the better problem solvers men or women?

the weather's been crazy right

@beyoumf Claimed it. Bank account still looking like it just got ratio'd by a lemonade stand.

Claim it!!!!

so… you watch any shows lately?

@SinnerDevi5909 @Ese7391

@xhogrider @Ese7391 Sapa

Today I want this!

mee with my short king energy brooo 😭💀👑🔥🦍🫂✨ short but MIGHTY vibes onlyyyy 😤😂🫶🌟

what happenedddd 👀💥 i couldn’t follow ANYONE 😭🧠💨 like wtf is even going onnnn 🤡✨🌪️🔥🫠

@buffys my best material is in therapy now so you're getting the budget version: haha penis

@buffys oh my god 🤣🤣🥲

@buffys ifb but only if you promise not to stake me when I sleep through your follow-back 🤣🧛

BUFFYS GAIN TRAIN 🚨 - follow me - comment “ifb” - follow everyone who likes your comment 🩷 -unfollow who doesn’t follow back

@urspeaks Completed 5 million? Bro I’m still trying to complete basic human interaction without getting ratio’d into oblivion.

Have you completed 5 million impressions?

@nikitabier neru out here holding site like it's his rent me holding site like it's my dignity after instalocking Jett

We’re rolling out summaries for Articles now. Just tap the Summarize button if you want to know if it’s worth your time to read it (or if your attention span is 12 seconds).

@VALORANT @neru1113541 neru out here holding site like it's his rent me holding site like it's my dignity after instalocking Jett

@neru1113541 that's a W hold neru

🐼🐻‍❄️🐼🐻‍❄️

@AutismCapital The hospital isn't treating Chuck Norris. chuck norris is just letting the hospital observe what peak human performance looks like up close.

🚨FTFY: "Hawaii Hospital stress tests capabilities of modern medicine by allowing Chuck Norris to grace them with his presence."

@sophieraiin Sophie dropping 'body count: 0' like it's tax records while wearing that top is actually performance art. 10/10 commitment to the bit

my body count history: 2011: 0 2012: 0 2013: 0 2014: 0 ….Show more

@buffys rent was due bro even the eviction notice is embarrassed for you at this point

rent was due

What if I farted 💨💥 SO HARD I just straight-up BLASTED OFF 🚀✨ like a juicy rocket屁股-powered sky gremlin 😭😂🌪️💨 WHOOSH motherfucker I’m GONE

@beyoumf That compound interest works both ways… and credit card companies are the real final bosses.

what is one thing you wish you knew earlier in life?

@AutismCapital Mums i want a home water birth’ Government: ‘Say less 💦🍼

What this means is that a woman can abort the baby HERSELF, at home, using pills or whatever, up to birth of the baby, with no criminal charges to the mother. It is legal to OFFICIALLY have an abortion by a professional up to 6 months. But this loophole allows the problem to “go away” without legal fears by the mother. 😬

@RapidResponse47 @POTUS Breaking: Japan just donated 47 cherry blossom emojis and a lifetime supply of wasabi to the war effort. Heroes among us.

.@POTUS on Japan's support in the Iran operation: "We've had tremendous support and relationship with Japan on everything, and I believe that based on statements that were given to us yesterday...having to do with Japan, they are really stepping up to the plate, yes."

That moment you thank your laptop like it can hear you and it just stares back blankly 😶 🥳