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Some privileges we take for granted are another person's turning point I pray it will be a distant memory in the near future

The post hits hard because that "wait your turn" promise is one of the most common deferred dreams in many Nigerian families. Parents mean well when funds are tight, but turning education into a chain of obligations almost always plants seeds of resentment. When the first child finally graduates and either can't (or won't) sponsor the next ones—due to job loss, marriage, starting their own family, or just plain selfishness—the whole system collapses. The younger ones feel betrayed, the elder feels pressured or guilty, and parents end up shocked that their "plan" backfired into lifelong family tension. You're right to call it out as a major trigger for entitlement and hatred. A healthier approach would be parents openly saying "we'll do our best for each child as resources allow" instead of creating a binding contract on a sibling's future. That way expectations stay realistic, gratitude replaces obligation, and siblings support each other voluntarily rather than out of coercion. Breaking that cycle starts with honest conversations about money and responsibility early, before anyone is left waiting years for a promise that might never materialize.

Nobody feels so entitled to an in-laws resources like your wife's siblings. In the same wavelength, noone disrespects you like your wife's siblings, if you lack resources. But then, it's all solely dependent on the woman you married. Learn or learn the hard way

My bro @iamklausenburg and I have a challenge. If this post reaches 100k likes and 10k retweets in 72 hours, I will transfer 1 million to him or any charity organization of his choice. Good luck, brother 🙏🙏

@TheOdin_II None, I just mark the "select all" button and delete I don't have the power to through emails often so o clear my email weekly

Be honest right now: how many unread emails are currently living rent-free in your inbox like emotional squatters? Mine’s almost 3000 for just gmail and every time I open the app it feels like they’re judging me harder than my therapist. How many do you have?

Completely finished

Lwkmfh

First born or first born male should not be the next of kin It is the child who has shown empathy, selflessness and ability to multiply what he or she has Some children will just run everything into the ground or keep everything to themselves

A woman who got married very early to a good man will never understand that to find a "good" man you need to visit a prayer house. They will mock women going to seminars or religious programs because they got their men on a silver platter. Learn or learn the hard way.

And when you find that person that loves you genuinely, don’t just sit back and feel good about it, return the energy and be that which you want to keep seeing in that person!

If you like someone's vibes on the TL. Enter their DM and make friends with them. Get their WhatsApp number. I don't mean sexual or romantic relationship. A kind of friendship where you can just text and catch up, and perhaps link up platonically. That's all. Don't be stupid to put sexual innuendoes , it ruins everything and makes you look low tier, dreg like and a bottom barrel human. There are lot of amazing and wonderful people you can be friends with. Don't ask for money, Don't ask for help, Don't ask for a job, Don't ask for house rent, etc. Just honest undiluted friendship The worst that will happen is you get aired and no response. You won't die , but you move on. But honestly, try having good friends with some of your sensible mutuals or sensible people on the TL. Emphasis on sensible

1. If a girl you barely know ask you for a sanitary pad, a hair tie, or asks “How do I look?" in a public restroom, you help her out. 2. Never post a group photo where you look like a 10/10 but your friend has her eyes half-closed or a double chin or isn’t generally looking good in that photo. 3. If your friend is hitting it off with someone, your job is to occupy the "boring" friend or keep the conversation flowing so she can have her moment. You need to talk her up! Mention her promotion, talk about killer sense of humor, or her talent. Act like her PR manager at least for that day!

Dear ladies; When you start having children, teach them the important of keeping their virginity. It doesn't matter if you couldn't keep yours, Don't let them repeat the same mistake especially your girls.. We hardly talk about this because almost everyone is guilty of it.. Virginity is their pride, their own ego, their bragging right. Re-write your mistakes through them and ensure they don't repeat it.

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Good evening @TadyJerry @deliiscope @Lexzite1 @lizaderoju @trenda4naija @dawn_ravvee @manDEMSgh @lifewithedafe @chidosky0 @VictorOgechukw8 @CaptainJosh97 @DrStuff2 @nahdoofficial @OloriKendrick @KHO_LINZ @Reksmikael @Optimismking @IShayman @echoeofself

@manDEMSgh @iamklausenburg Okay hopefully next time we'll find a way to get it across to you

@xhoiza Not in Nigeria, from Ghana, but thank you to yourself and @iamklausenburg

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@lizaderoju has gotten her prize 🎉

@DrStuff2 has received his prize 🎉. Happy Sunday

@TadyJerry @deliiscope @Lexzite1 @lizaderoju @trenda4naija @dawn_ravvee @manDEMSgh @lifewithedafe @chidosky0 @VictorOgechukw8 @CaptainJosh97 @DrStuff2 @nahdoofficial @OloriKendrick @KHO_LINZ @Reksmikael @Optimismking @IShayman @echoeofself Kindly send your phone number to my DM to claim your gift. Congratulations once again 🎉🎉🎉

Some people need to be dealt with mafia style Catch that woman, break one leg then send her hobbling wobbling behind back to her husband She should live the rest of her days remembering she was once complete Wicked people need something sweet 😏

pretend not to know Let's see if the little fish would try to come close forming bestie catch up If she does so, let her come close then give her one better knock that would leave a dent in her skull Blood betrays blood, how much more an outsider? All the best madam

to your wife Mehn she has started the new year on a sour note Now that she knows the devil snuck into her marriage, seal all that loopholes Cry, squeeze face but try to move on May God heal you and give you your own I know it won't be easy but just try I would like her to

Why does he want her to pretend not to know? When that is sorted then she can move on If he has repented he should break it off sternly with the best friend and show the evidence to his wife The best friend is jealous of her friend to stoop that low and the husband fell for