ontha.

soundset ma babe ? Love yah

This never gets old 😭

Trying not to smoke as much but life is smoking me

Me listening to the laziest coworker complain about being overworked

women raise their voices because they feel like they aren't being listened to. men raise their voices because they feel like they aren't being obeyed.

I’m dropping a huge truth bomb and going to sleep: For some men, losing an incredible woman is a relief—because now they can keep being mediocre without the pressure to become better.

Running to my bed after successfully surviving a day at work

Therapist; “There is a tiger in you” The tiger in me:

no one noticed when i was sad but everyone noticed when i dated 3 guys at once ..

Having crazy chemistry with someone and then having to move on and forget all about it like it never happened is truly wild.

Just did the math. I can’t afford to have a child in the next 10 years and 6 lifetimes.

When the delusion wears off and you realize a woman like you had no business dealing with a man like that in the first place

life been kicking my ass, but i’m whopping that hoe right on back!!!

Absolutely disgusting to say I only care about a man’s money. I also care about whether it’s liquid or tied up in assets

quand je ramène des chocolats chez quelqu’un et qu’il dit qu’il va les ranger et les manger plus tard

Men are so boring now. They stopped spitting tequila in our mouths 😔😔

just found out only female cannabis plants make weed. Even men as plants are useless.

when i say "i will figure it out" it means i will just adapt to whatever new level of hell is coming

Put a man in a room full of women He will call it a heaven Put a women in a room full of man She will call it hell

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed