stephanie

I have a strong feeling that my life is about to get really good.

the styling team had to layer three diapers on nini during this performance because she kept SHITTING in the mother toilet during rehearsals, leaving brown stains all over the all white stage

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

Great spending time with New York City’s Cutest. And thanks to @NYCMayor for giving me an excuse to break out my best “Wheels on the Bus”

nini walked into that studio, did 4 lines of coke, texted discord addams "lol FAGGOT" put her CLIT directly on the mic for an hour and hit record. 12/10

New Waterparks album “JINX” out 7/24/26 Watch the video for our new song “PROWLER” youtu.be/sduhWt2ZBTU?si…

This is what I voted for.

“Drag is inherently sexual” and it’s just Trixie Mattel screeching

CARDINALES (♈, ♋, ♎, ♑):

actually all of my systems are nervous

still so many first times to look forward to.

No babe you cant kill yourself there’s a new Waterparks album coming out

the light is coming to give back everything the darkness stole

darlene mitchell you are such a light in this world my god

imagine having a dick so good that your girlfriend literally writes a whole album about it

FEELING EXHAUSTED FROM THE IMPOSSIBLE STRING OF EVENTS THAT LED TO THIS RELEASE, TRULY A MILLION MOMENTS OF DIFFICULTIES AND I JUST FEEL INTENSE LEVELS OF GRATITUDE TOWARD EVERYONE WHO HAS ALREADY PICKED UP THE ALBUM. I’M DELIRIOUS LEVELS OF TIRED BUT I JUST HAD TO SAY THANK YOU

THIS TRACKLIST IS TRULY A MIRACLE. MY ADRENALINE GOES UP EVERY TIME I LOOK AT IT, SHOW ME WHO GOT A MORE STACKED FEATURE LIST THAN TRACK 1??? MARK HOPPUS, DANNY ELFMAN, ERIC NALLY, DILLON FRANCIS. I CAN’T WAIT TO TELL Y’ALL MORE ABOUT THESE SONGS. ORDER: STORE.WATERPARKSBAND.COM

DID EVERYONE ENJOY THEIR RIDE IN THE PROWLER? youtube.com/watch?v=sduhWt…