jul ᰔ

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@soloisnice ig so?!!

a customer asked me and my coworker if we have ever had a uti… and when we said no he went “thats really good!” 😀

i WILL get the life i want

just saw a recent pic of 2hollis… y is he buff. where is twinkhollis

just found out abt pedro no longer having his mustache and i want to cry…… mom kept asking what’s wrong like girl he’s bald !!!!!!

Daily affirmation: Yayyyy

@kermomall ohhh hmmmmmmmmmmm ones with tattoos too????!!!!

@xualvz oh my god there is a whole paramedic department at my school and they are such pretty men you’d love them jul 🙂‍↕️

had to call an ems and the sexy firemen showed upppppppp

@kermomall thank u! it rlly was one of my wordt fever dreams tho…. or msybe i had vertigo snd a fever…..

@xualvz jul ur so funny

pretty sure im sick bc every time i close my eyes to sleep i feel that im spinning like a gas station hot dog on the roller

having a game a browser and spotify open with 16gb of ram on windows 11

I lowkey want a margarita

i love being nice to people!!!! but i also love being mean when provoked bc why would you push an angel to her limit??

need to go back in time so i can watch benito bowl for the first time again

this is how it feels to play that cat

i am having fun on overwatch

benito introducing himself as benito antonio martinez ocasio instead of bad bunny… this was the most beautiful half time performance ever.

genuine tears coming out of my eyes

me liking every tweet about bad bunny and puerto rico i see