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@xuemengers

taxian-jun’s biggest fan!

she/her Katılım Mayıs 2023

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one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500·6h

VIROLOGIST: “It’s bizarre, Hantavirus almost never jumps from human to human like this. Usually it’s from coming into contact with rat feces or something.” CRUISE SHIP CHEF: “Yeah, that’s crazy, it must’ve mutated or something.”

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microplastics rectifier@facetedcarapace·13h

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Amerikanets 📉@ripplebrain·9h

This is worse than 10,000 October 7ths Before you start writing an angry reply disputing that statement, consider that you may not understand the American lived experience, and should sit down and listen.

Remarks@remarks

JUST IN: McDonald's to remove self-serve soda fountains from all locations.

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prettier jesus@bxsel·9h

cops got no clue where my car went. apartment application still not accepted. Out of deodorant.

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🐾@bladeekun·1d

Every single time i do a misplay i Just assume my teammates think That i dont deserve to live

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Marco “Chark” Rubio@Charkyblonde10·19h

Murphy’s Irish Pub, Wisconsin

VIEW@viewsoff

Tuscany, Italy

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cora!@corainxo·2d

hottest thing ever typed by a top laner

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G2 Asyc@AsycLoL·1d

when i'm at work and i see Jinxzy Dantes clip where they have infinite fun playing league

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Adam Aaronson@aaaronson·1d

wait so if there's mini crossword that means... crossword... my man 😂🤝

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pineapple chimp@pineapplechimp·1d

Just spent 13 days looking for my iPad, #pineapplechimp

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𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 ✨@venusianhunty·1d

Yea idgaf about that fatty lipped n*zi fuckin bitch after she drove them KKK members to rob where Rue worked and had a gun pointed at her.

DROP A TEAR 💧@yooinkss

Rue did not have to snitch twice the first was somewhat understandable but snitching on Faye…. Girl #Euphoria

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elsie@relative0s·21h

morgana looks so out of place in the metaverse so everytime i get into a fight in mementos with him on my team it looks like this

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elliot@steepermonk·11h

@kccspelova Someone in the toilet thinks they’ve found some free sniff and accidentally does a line of Stuart

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’mide@lonzobob·1d

the way she keeps looking to her sides, u just know she’s an attention seeker

Baza Queen✨@sisforsalem

Saw it yesterday and I’m like please ma’am🫠

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marq@sugarsmorecake·1d

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Paula 🍉@PaulaCoyscot·1d

Imagine being angry about your kid learning not to be a dick in *Citizenship* classes.

Paul Embery@PaulEmbery

Helping no.2 child with GCSE ‘Citizenship’ revision. Get a load of this.

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AARON ⛔️📄 COMMS OPEN!@MEGAARN_·1d

I’m going crazy why is nobody mentioning he’s in the exit 8 hallway

ティグノア🐈🐈‍⬛@Teagle_Noir

これからみなさまには巨大猫にベロリンチョされる恐怖を味わっていただきます

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Goonaruto Rizzumaki@GoonRizzumaki·18h

☫ یحیی ☫@YahyaRahbari

My sister just turned 11 and she is more beautiful than ever. But because of the Islamic regime, I will never be able to marry her! Khamenei and his Arab goons are suppressing our ancient Persian culture.

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