Kyle Hennies

@CoopAFiasco High quality post

I didn’t want my wife to be mad at me so I told her an “anonymous NFL executive” told me to tell her that you are supposed to push the toothpaste tube from the bottom, not the middle like some toddler

@burkel__ 👀

What did Jalen rose just say??, Hahahahahaha He knew he shouldn’t have said that. Laughed out loud.

Seeing Project Hail Mary in IMAX tonight. It’ll be the first time I’ve ever read the book before watching the movie. Very excited!

Gross

@BarredinDC you need to check out Iron Gate’s new happy hour. 4-6pm Mon-Fri. $10 cocktails and $7 Amaro. Great food specials, too. The platter is well worth it.

@briebriejoy I didn’t think the CEO worked for Palantir before, no?

DHS hired former military AI contractor from Andruil Industries, Antoine McCord, to be it's Chief Information/Chief AI officer. Andruil, founded by Palantir alums, has since seen a $363M expansion in govt contracts. McCord still owns stock in Andruil & pulls a yearly half a million dollar salary from the company while working for DHS. From @LeverNews levernews.com/the-spy-tech-i…

JACK HUGHES SACRIFICED A TOOTH FOR THE GOLD MEDAL

USA USA USA

@BarredinDC Good list

I’ve used a much larger council, Twitter followers - only 7 spots got a supermajority. 10 more got a majority

@CoopAFiasco Surprised Ja'Marr isn’t in there

90+ yards: 🔸De'Von Achane - 98.5 🔸Derrick Henry - 96.9 🔸Alvin Kamara - 96.8 🔸Josh Jacobs - 94.0 🔹Justin Jefferson - 90.6 🔸Breece Hall - 90.0

Active NFL players to average 100+ yards from scrimmage per game for their whole career (per @pfref): 🔸Christian McCaffrey - 115.9 🔸Bijan Robinson - 110.7 🔸Jonathan Taylor - 107.9 🔸Saquon Barkley - 103.9 🔸Jahmyr Gibbs - 102.6 🔹Puka Nacua 100.7

@JoeGoodberry He’s 2/2 with the game on the line in the playoffs

Maybe the craziest throw of all time given the situation

@_birddaniel 😂

@JoeGoodberry Given the context of the win, top 5 this year

@JoeGoodberry Top 10 throw of the year?

Wow. What a throw lmao.

Might be time to get a political burner and private this account 👀

10 hours of sleep last night ☺️

“Elite quickness and get-off by Shemar Stewart” 👀 @JoeGoodberry

Finished in 90 minutes. I won.

Just started a game of monopoly. Wish me luck.

@CoopAFiasco You’re way higher on Waller than Vegas is. Prop bets put Waller at 23rd on the week, which feels really low.

Alright folks, Week 16 tight end rankings are up. They are grouped into tiers with a little blurb at the bottom for each player. I'll update them again Sunday as always but I know folks want to know if they should start Colby Parkinson tonight or not. fantasyalarm.com/articles/nfl/f…