RIP DRAKEO

keep my slippage at 49% just to feel something

@StarPlatinum_ hope this isn’t true, what’s the point of decentralization if the government still can access your funds Not ur keys not ur coins

A drug dealer lost access to millions in Bitcoin for years and now the police just figured out how to unlock it - Clifton Collins - Irish drug dealer - made money selling cannabis bought Bitcoin back in 2011–2012 when it was ~$10–20 He accumulates around 6,000 BTC Address: 3ASF4VfsBHXZS9HMqwBYhe1W96P35KiaKC 2017 - gets paranoid about hacks - splits everything into 12 wallets ~500 BTC each prints the private keys on paper, hides them inside a fishing rod case and keeps it in a rented house in Ireland then everything goes wrong - arrested - sentenced to prison - landlord clears the house the fishing rod case disappears, ends up in a landfill incinerated keys gone forever and ~6,000 BTC locked the government seizes the wallets but can’t access them March 2026 - one of the wallets wakes up - 500 BTC ~$35M suddenly transferred Irish authorities with Europol somehow manage to access it no one explains how and now it gets interesting, there are still 11 wallets left ~5,500 BTC ~$400M+ they can probably crack the rest what was lost in 2017 might all come back in 2026

@stfuhalo Did u start med school

FUCK I can’t wait to become a neurosurgeon or a trauma surgeon CAN WE JUST SKIP THE PROCESS OF DOING SCHOOL FOR 4 MORE YEARS I’m at my wits end

True egirls used to post bare face

@PokeStrategia Any ex of mine will accept you maybe

@kyl22222 dude

@notafedfomo @Fishysrevenge Why is anyone not hating on him is the better question

@Fishysrevenge Wait why is everyone hating on Ben what did I miss?

Ben pasternak appears to be fighting cancer after new video leaks

@spikays ?

@xzx Bro

"Friend or foe" said f1nalist, granting him one chance for salvation. One Singular Chance. "Ofcourse I will be a friend, you and daringss will be spared." replied julian Lowering his guard, f1nalist skips them and goes to their base. Little did he know,

@dcval_ Bro f1nalist is the best player ever

@xzx bro just transcribed an entire bedwars game wrote an entire fan fic the craziest part this ain’t even ai

F1nalist 10 combos him, Even with julians p4, he stood no chance against the legendary player we know as F1nalist F1nalist clutched against these dirty hoppers He got 8 finals this game, bringing him up to 100k finals

F1nalist takes them both at the same time, killing ign Pear. Now he is on 3 hearts facing Julian who just gapped. Julian thinks heh, this is an easy win. Boy was he wrong,

@kittvnc You are a badass with lots of friends in real life

@coinfessions That’s ok Vitalik we still love you