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@ITARviolation I always imagined it being hairy and accompanied by two balls and a shaft

I mean she’s batshit crazy but I bet it grips like a retarded kid when you try to take away their lego set

The only thing that can fix this Mets curse is Trump throwing out the first pitch @StevenACohen2

@typesfast What about Getty images then? They’re getting wrecked

Apparently a huge part of their business is selling images to the AI labs

💰 We're paying your rent 💰 The Mets are 0-10 since Mamdani hugged Mr. Met For every day NYM go without a win, we're sending out $1,000 towards someone's rent payment 🤝 To enter, just: 1️⃣ Repost this 2️⃣ Follow us

@NYCMayor 🎵🎤 glorrryyyy be to alllllahhhh 🎤🎵

Submit your jingle by May 1st at nyc.gov/jingle!

@NYCMayor Imagine how many learing centers we could build

We are spending at least $500 million a day to bomb Iran. Imagine how many teachers we could hire, how many public housing units we could build, how many bridges and roads we could fix, if we spent that kind of money on improving life for working people?

@NYCMayor Yeah we should tax global elites, like producers who live in mansions in Africa, who have armed guard weddings, and who attend prestigious schools like Bowdoin

We will be taxing the ultra-wealthy and global elites.

@TuckerCarlson It’s the Jews fault

Kian Sadeghi, CEO of Nucleus Genomics, wants to help parents design their own babies, from height to IQ to personality traits. What happens to humanity when we have the power to tamper with life’s formula? 0:00 What Is IVF? 9:03 Is Forced Sterilization Ethically Different From Selective Breeding? 12:35 Is Schizophrenia Genetic? 16:51 The Ethics of Choosing Your Child’s Sex 22:11 What God Does Sadeghi Believe In? 30:16 Who Creates Life? 33:38 Do We Have the Right to Take Life? 37:44 How Would an Embryo Not Have a Soul? 49:21 The Nazi Eugenicists 54:57 The Effect of Giving Parents Genetic Choice for Their Child 59:24 Why Did India Ban Sex-Selective Abortions? 1:02:14 Is There a Downside to Playing God? 1:15:37 The Blessing of Having Children Naturally 1:21:51 Should There Be Consequences for Thoughtless Use of Technology? 1:29:16 Divine Rules and the Limits of Choice

@Mets I still can’t believe Dick Love Lady is a real name

We have made the following roster moves.

Hmmmm might be more beautiful with 200,000 North Africans

@sama @yacineMTB Grok pls summarize

I wrote this early this morning and I wasn't sure if I would actually publish it, but here it is: blog.samaltman.com/2279512

@Polymarket Zohran to weigh in soon

JUST IN: Massive chimpanzee group in Uganda has reportedly split into rival factions & descended into a deadly “civil war”

@BillMelugin_ Classic chap names

NEW: Border Patrol caught & arrested four British nationals entering the US illegally in a remote part of Maine after crossing from Canada. Their names: Ali Mohammed Ali Abdullah, Hameed Mohammed Nagi, Ibrahim Ayyub Khan, and Mohammed Sultan Saleh. robinsonreport.substack.com/p/four-british…

Chimpanzees in France have surrendered

@WSJ France has already surrendered

A rare and deadly “civil war” has broken out between two factions of chimps in Africa. on.wsj.com/48AuGRq

@ayekeeno Ya there’s never gonna be a female president

Actress and comedian Nikki Glaser admits she has a cuck fetish and enjoys letting her boyfriend cheat on her with other women 💀🤔👀 “It makes me h*rny to think about him doing things with other girls”

Everyone wants free buses because someone else pays for them. Not everyone actually wants to take the free bus

Thank god. I’ve been worried about the mental health of New York’s murderers

@NYCMayor Thank god. I’ve been worried about the mental health of New York’s murderers

Promises won't close Rikers Island. Action will. Today, we're announcing the opening of a 104-bed unit at Bellevue Hospital - New York City's first-ever Outposted Therapeutic Housing Unit - serving people in custody with complex medical needs, including critically vulnerable detainees from Rikers Island. This marks a major step toward a correctional system built on access and prevention. The journey to close Rikers has begun.

@Mets What is a woman?

Take EVERYONE out to the ballgame! ⚾️ Group packages for second-half heritage nights are available now. 🎟️👉 bit.ly/3Q8cVm9