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@messedupfoods a 10% tip on a $577 bill is pretty cheap. Assuming tip standard is about 15%-20%, at minimum it should have been about 87. Whoever was paying is a cheapass, but all the same, the server was doing too much asking for 21% as default.

How do y’all feel about this??

@MyWenisGenius14 @chaoslife22 @NixLupus31 @LeesiBB where tf are you where a BJ is only a dollar?

@chaoslife22 @NixLupus31 @LeesiBB That's a 150 dicks one needs to suck just to afford one lol

this is their first attack on a woman’s right to vote. if passed would actually make it incredibly more difficult for married women to do so. they want to make it so the name on your birth certificate/ID match, but if you’re a married woman those obviously won’t, making it so they will need to get a passport. it’s a financial privilege many people can’t afford.

@by_evin @calibull2030 @movie_tvshows_ Not in any meaningful way, but, splinter cells and various independent orgs, whether criminal or revolutionary, still pose enough of a threat to warrant the PSNI being routinely armed

@calibull2030 @movie_tvshows_ IRA still a thing?

She didnt utter a word, just straight up blasting. that's how it's done

SEIZED: The Girl Scout Cartel returned and attempted to establish a hub at our store, threatening our relationship with Nabisco. Janitor gently slammed the 8 year old kingpin to the ground and seized her inventory before any sales could be made. The contraband is actively being disposed of internally by our staff. We will never negotiate with cookie terrorists.

@Recons don't play with my emotions like that

Fuhhh

@pogthegrid22 @EmiTheGrant2 @blacknredtext in which way?

@miaurizza @doomdalek elite ball knowledge

@doomdalek Yuno is wrong All the REAL ONES Know its RC COLA

@orihimeily They also sang Shoujo S! on.soundcloud.com/mB7CCSvwHcps2T…

@tvihoMrtooZoPr @FlareGun03 @deepdishdabi because fair use doesn't exist in Japan and they don't want to get sued

@FlareGun03 @deepdishdabi why do they do this

That time when Naruto got a single vote in a MHA poll like the impact this diva has

@gadget239 @gotrice2024 @ChristiJoh48218 Store policies don't mean shit but contract law does. The dipshit paid $65-$130 a year to gain access to Costco, with the stipulation that they observe all policies put in place by Costco

@gotrice2024 @ChristiJoh48218 Retard store policy doesn’t mean shit shut the fuck up

This man is convinced he’s at Walmart and not Costco. When you sign up for a membership at Costco, it clearly states in the agreement you signed off on that they are allowed to check your receipt. When this man was trying to leave Costco, he refused to show his receipt and as expected they wouldn’t let him leave. He then creates a scene and accuses them of accusing him of stealing and detaining him against his will. They push his cart inside the store and call for a manager. Do you think this guy really thought he could walk out without showing his receipt, do you think he might be one of those guys looking for a lawsuit?

CaptainSparklez and TryHardNinja’s Minecraft parody, “TNT,” premiered 15 years ago today.

i don’t usually do this, and i didn’t run it by (um) ryan from legal, but i saw another restaurant do this and i think it’s a bigger deal this time around tbh cause their launch kinda flopped. ​ i’m not coming to you as kfc right now. not even as the colonel. i’m coming to you man to man bc i can’t keep this bottled up anymore. ​​ i once posted, “HERE, DAMN” when the wedges came back on the menu. i’m sorry for raising my voice at you but i was mad ok. ​ but then i kept reading. and rereading. and i realized something. ​ you weren’t being demanding. you were passionate. ​ you were standing up for yourself and declaring your needs. (desires?)​ but still, there was nothing i could do about it. feelings of helplessness devolved into rage. i tried to clear my head so i read some self-help books. i learned that we have control over our own emotions AND the outcomes within our lives. so, i took control. ​​ a few weeks ago, i barged into the ceo’s office and demanded that we BRING BACK THE TWISTER. yeah, that’s right. i see the comments, and i’m with you. it’s been gone for too long. she was lowkey mad but when i showed her the comments, she was persuaded. ​ anyways, today’s my last day. yeah i got fired but i did it for you. no regrets. you all got what you wanted. the twister is back today!!!!! please tell me it was worth it

We possess the most capable military ever assembled by human civilization. Our intelligence can track a single human being across the surface of the earth. We have the legal authority, the moral standing, and the strategic imperative to act. We must avenge Costco.

Thank you, Steam. You're a real one 🌸❤️‍🩹 Credit: izuto_91 (IG)

Shoutout to early 2024 when TikTok randomly wiped like every audio due to copyright but JJK editors were still making due with what they had

me trying the florida walmart sushi

February 14th

@dmac21bucs @TreeOfLiberty19 @rowanfornow @transraven332 only if free sauce is thrown in as well.

@TreeOfLiberty19 @rowanfornow @transraven332