Yahuza Yerki

@MrCharlesky Send details please.

Can you stay awake from 1 AM - 4 AM every weekdays and work remotely? I have a remote job for you that pays $100/hr depending on input.

@Uno_009 ✌️

If Peter Obi is still your presidential candidate 2027 lemme see your hand ✌️✌️

@MaryBassey10946 @instablog9ja Lolz.. Just don't attached conditions to ur love for your partner

@instablog9ja I have read from both parties.. abeg which advice should we follow na? Whats the conclusion?

“Love shouldn’t be ‘I’ll do mine when he does his’” 😩💔 Social media users debate whether genuine love should be reciprocal naturally or only after one partner starts first 👀👇🏽

@Pharmacio001 This is false information.

Angry youths set fire to Nafi’u Bala’s residence in Gombe.

Everything women demand from a man costs money. -Provision costs money. -Protection costs money. -Leadership costs money. -Performance costs money. Everything men ask from a woman costs nothing. -Respect. -Peace. -Loyalty. -Softness. And somehow, what costs nothing is still called "too much" BY MODERN FEMINISTS. 🥺

@Nulka_DamDam @akintollgate @NELFUND This government came to to power by criticising the previous government policy regardless. Nigerians are like that.

@akintollgate @NELFUND I’ve never seen a more begrudging, self-loathing & self-sabotaging group than Nigerians dat ignores d good in any policy just to justify our dislike for a person If every govt got one/two things right, there’d be far less for future govts to fix, hence a more progressive country

You celebrate buying a House & Car with a loan, but you are criticizing a first class Engineering Graduate for acknowledging his own academic success ? If some of you are honest, you will be asking @NELFUND to change policies, so First Class Graduates shouldn’t have to repay loans. Even better is not using loans to fund living expenses during months of ASUU strike. Chairman of NELFUND is Zenith Bank Founder - Jim Ovia and it’s MD is Akintunde Sawyerr, a former DHL & Medtronic Executive. I saw this combo and realized only good outcomes will emerge from this!

Husband and wife went to court for a divorce. Judge: You have 3 kids. How do you plan to divide them. The couple stepped aside, and talked, then returned and said, "Alright, sir. We'll come back next year with one more. But the joke didn't end, Nine months later, they had twins.

@instablog9ja I know of a girl who couldn’t pay the delivery fee for her asoebi because she wasn’t informed about the delivery charges. Because of that, the delivery guy had to take it back to the vendor.Later, she demanded her asoebi from the vendor, but unfortunately,there was no asoebi 4her

₦200k drip but ₦4k delivery too much? 😭💔 Customer said return everything… no refund. Fair or wicked? 👀👇

@Sammbonu @Esmart26 That's where humanity comes to play.

@yahuzaj @Esmart26 So the guy has no right to say no just because he added pls?

This Zobo guy nah werey 😂

@Sammbonu @dazeefaframe @Esmart26 😄😄😄

@dazeefaframe @yahuzaj @Esmart26 begging is profitable

@Didibradon I know someone who can give you 90% of the money. If its mtn

I need help 😭 I wanted to buy 35k airtime, but I mistakenly bought 350k 💔 MTN

@SpiceyMall57010 @Esmart26 He ask for help not sending him as a job description

@Esmart26 Technically he was right, na when you employ me you fit send me errand officially 😂

@Sammbonu @Esmart26 If, it was his Job he will just command him to do. But he said please, help me to carry this.

@Esmart26 But he is right.. that’s not his job

@theglobalZinny @Wizarab10 @oma22k 😃😃😃

@Wizarab10 @oma22k Ordinary 100m and she’s complaining, fling her away.🤣🤣

This babe wants a small wedding and I told her I want my dream wedding and to be a Bella Naija Groom. She is asking me how much I would contribute. It only costs N100m. Why would she be asking how much I would contribute when she knows I dont have money. I'm thinking of leaving her. I deserve better.

@omolade2323 @PoojaMedia Hmmm. Such a dream line

@PoojaMedia There are a lot of women in Nigeria who can do that too,

Inside the mall in Morocco, I saw several ladies took their men out. The one that shocked me was the lady & a guy i met inside a phone store. She bought Samsung S25 Ultra & iPhone 17 pro for him on the spot. On my way out of the mall, I saw her pricing Electric car for him. I couldn't close my mouth. Wow.

@Munnirsanda @Waspapping_ Mentioned Ahmed Makarfi too

@Waspapping_ lol 😂. Elrufai is the best governor in the history of kaduna sir so pls lock 🔐

@iamnasboi Bastard

If Arsenal doesn’t win today call me a bastard. Bye

@officialokris @Mallam_jabeer I wonder ooo .. help me ask them

@Mallam_jabeer 😂 person wey they mentally ill they reject government palliative that means na the government no really they okay at all

The claim by the Kebbi State Government that the suspended teacher is “mentally ill” is not only reckless, it exposes a shocking level of incompetence. If they truly believed he was mentally unstable, several serious questions must be answered. 1. Why was he employed in the first place? Did the government not conduct proper screening before allowing him into the classroom? 2. Why was he allowed to continue teaching students? If they knew he was mentally ill, why would they knowingly place young pupils under his care? 3. Why was no medical evaluation arranged? A responsible government would have referred him for professional psychiatric assessment instead of making careless public statements. 4. Why use mental illness as a political excuse? Smearing a teacher’s reputation after suspending him only shows desperation and lack of accountability. This response from the Kebbi State Government is deeply irresponsible, illogical and completely irrational. You cannot label a citizen mentally ill just to justify a bad decision. If that claim were true, it would actually indict the government itself for negligence and endangering students. A government that cannot even handle a simple administrative matter without resorting to public character assassination is exposing its own failure. The people deserve answers.

So I joined this trending ChatGPT prompt.

@the_Lawrenz Only if Sanchez will be the goal keeper..

That 3-0 score line at the bridge next Tuesday 💙💙💙 Don’t miss it.