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16 was on the frontlines 😮‍💨

Spongeboy me bob, a flamboyant shrimp just removed me fkn face

🚨 Do you understand what CNBC just told you.. the US unemployment system is not ready for a recession.. the safety net that's supposed to catch you when you lose your job.. is broken.. before you even lose the job.. most states drained their unemployment trust funds during COVID and never refilled them.. they borrowed from the federal government and some still haven't paid it back.. and look at what's happening right now.. Oracle just fired 30,000 people.. Amazon cut 27,000 last year.. Google laid off 12,000 sitting on $100 billion in cash.. AI companies are raising $122 billion in a single round while the companies funding them are firing hundreds of thousands to pay for it.. they found unlimited money for a war with Iran that nobody voted for.. they found $500 billion for Stargate.. they found $156 billion for Oracle's AI data centres.. they found $122 billion for OpenAI.. but the system that catches you when all of this replaces your job.. is broke.. there's always money for the machine that replaces you.. there's never money for what happens to you after.

Weirdly quiet from a certain group that was so loud on here before

love all the tweets on my TL today saying either: "Arvell Reese just posted a .24 10 yard split, roughly equivalent to the peregrine falcon at it's top speed" or "sonny styles just picked up a 225 lb barbell and ate it whole"

I just got brutally framemogged

Washed entertainers going to Right Wing Grifting is like a wide receiver going to the Tennessee Titans. Just sad as hell

White boy summer has an official start date this year

fuck everyone who saw Jimmy Eat World play at an Arby's last night. that should have been me

Gestapo agent got mad at a whistle, slipped trying to get the whistler and then tackled the person he slid into because he got embarrassed. ICE is full of the dumbest, most unfit and pathetic men you could find- unfortunately because they get violent as a result of their pride being bruised, this makes them dangerous.

hi so this is fucking terrifying

@sudueyeueueu @clay_fink Tweet thru it big man you’ll be ok

@clay_fink Lacrosses existence at fsu pisses me off we have sports people would actually donate to if it was D1 but instead we waste our money on women’s lacrosse and build an off campus stadium that nobody will attend. Why couldn’t we use that money to build a women’s rugby stadium

Excited to announce that I will be working with the Florida State Women’s Lacrosse team as an Analytics Assistant during their first season!

@clay_fink Sick as hell. Congrats man

Me over ETs body after my friends and I air fry him

Can't be overstated how pathetic it is to have your ultimate colonial fantasy just be a strip mall

A pro-ICE extremist Jayden Scott from Bay City, Michigan stood at the site where ICE killed an unarmed woman in Minnesota and said: “We executed one of you yesterday.” This is who ICE empowers. This is the rhetoric they invite. This isn’t “law and order.” It’s the celebration of state violence. 👇

@minchoi Miyazaki would be sick to his stomach if he saw this

@BSonnone Brendan I mean this as levelheadedly as possible. What the fuck are we doing

FSU offers JUCO prospect in hopes of adding to QB room 247sports.com/college/florid…

When Kalshi gets slapped with a 10 billion dollar lawsuit and declares bankruptcy and this app can go back to normal

@FL00PIsAMadMan @ThomasWrrld Hogan played a yr of football at Monmouth after he was done w lacrosse at Penn state

@ThomasWrrld Antonio Gates, George Fant & Mo-Allie Cox… Jimmy Graham & Julius Thomas played 4 years of basketball and only 1 year of football before the NFL Also Chris Hogan with lacrosse straight to rhe NFL too

has shit like this ever amounted to anything outside of a cool story in training camp lol