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Holy snark! Is this site even still functional? All my apps have long since crapped out. There are a bunch of folks I miss from here, so shout outs. However. The DoomScrolling. It almost got me. I miss many of you all. But I can never come back.

Me: Ehhh, I'll take one last swing onto the ol' bird site to post "butts butts butts" and have a good chuckle. How bad could it be? Narrator: It was worse than that.

Covered up by Jim Jordan bit.ly/47bDD1o

@MisterFiendZero I have no earthly idea what this means, but I'm also kinda into it.

Me, half an hour ago: You know, sometimes I really miss Twitter That Was. I bet if a dozen of those whom I consider power users moved to the ancient elephant site, I'd never look back. Me, just now: Huh. Make that eight, I guess. And counting.

@Silylphosphine I'm finding Spout able's PR to be seemingly transparent and ethical. And if I had found more than one person there to follow, I might be able to test that. Hashtag wompwomp.

Poll: For my own curiosity (and this is not scientific obviously), what's your plan right now?

Cis isn't a slur, it's a descriptive adjective just like "apartheid benefactor" or "divorced" or "hated so much by my kids that they changed their name so as to have nothing to do with me"

@WitchyTQ This might be about Twitch, but I'm going to assume it's about real life and then relate to it so hard.

Fitting for pride month

@BengineeringTV Yeah, lay that lumber... wait, that means something else, doesn't it?

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 We getting there

@MisterFiendZero Maybe if you forget to hide the keys I'll take a ride to Applebee's Come home drunk on daiquiris And throw up on the neighbor's lawn

Me: Ugh, where did all this blood come from? *pause* Me: Oh, it's mine. *pause* Me: I know I said I wasn't tweeting anymore, but where else can I post this?

I miss my friends from this site, but I think I'm better off without the doomscrolling. Last week my phone told me my average daily screen time was 29 minutes. I was always 4+ hours during the pando.

@BengineeringTV Remmiford J. Ulmer is such a good boi!

My perfect son

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@LRRMtG After watching the Dandan FNPF, I figured I had most of the deck, so I dug into my box of old blue cards. Not only did I find 9 Dandans, I also randomly found 5 copies of Rhystic Study. So... thanks for the inspiration to do that.

@MisterFiendZero I hear Maryland is going to be a much bigger tourist destination come July 1st. Not that I've been keeping track of that sort of thing...

Currently on a mix of beer and THC and feeling rather good

Poorly aged things

@MisterFiendZero Sláinte