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One day your woman will tell you, "I never asked you to do that for me" and she will be right bro. Focus on yourself.

But kama trader si lazima uishi Nairobi if you have the skill scaled up from another location. Bill's Nairobi ni stress bure

Kusema tu ukweli , ukitegemea masomo pekee hutanona kama ngoima 😂

With a salary of 30k hii Kenya hata TCL 55 inch itabidi umesave 6 months ndio ununue. Gari nayo utachukua miaka 7 ndio ushike your first car. Shamba nayo hata tusiongelee jameni. Hii Nairobi usipojipanga nayo maisha hutawai enjoy hata kidogo.

Mimi nayo I'm always grateful my parents walijituma kutupea some good life. We never lacked the basics and now it's our turn to make sure they lack none.

While you are awaiting your turn, I hope you are carefully studying the game. It's harder to read the play while playing.

8,000,000,000 people on Earth. Almost no one knows you exist. The few who do are too busy to care. Relax. No one’s watching. Dear son, Go build your life.

i made money back them nikiscam watu na kuwaongezea fuliza limit😂

Women do not love you. They love what you can do for them. Go broke, get fat, refuse to do a job and see how fast she breaks up with you.

Traders..can smoking weed affect your trading? Asking for a friend.

Sem mzima umekua ukihang out na handsome boys but time ya exam unataka kukaa na sisi ngulusumu...enda ambia huyo chiwawa akuonyeshe exam.

When you have money, you will just cough in a family meeting & they will say, "Those are the points we were looking for ." —African Proverb—

In campus we had this guy who had a MacBook, alikuwa anakaaa huko backbench. Laptop camera alikuwa ameifunika na black tape. Later realized he was doing Carding, alikuwa na doo ju he bought a demio sisi tukikazana na classes. One day he left school na hajai patikana hadi wa Leo.

Jomo Kenyatta alidedi 47 yrs ago akiwa 87 yrs, he also had 4 wives "known" ,last one was Ngina Kenyatta, who is now 92yrs but got married at the age of 17-18 saa hizo Jomo ako 60yrs. Hii mambo ya wababa haijaanza leo

Mbona banks zinalindwa na askari during the day while zinalindwa na Watchmen during the night? 😂

If your salary is 30k, don’t try that thing called marriage

Unashangaa mbona hauoni light at the end of the tunnel kumbe umetokea Kisumu

Huyu aliniuliza asubuhi if I mind her coming today nikisema No then saa hii napata text ati "Mbona ulikataa nikuje". Mdate watu wanajua kizungu for your own good

Haha.. My cautiousness inakuanga imenisave na kuniFuck up in equal measure.. I had two friends in campus... Mmoja aliomoka na online stuff, na ako fiti sahii, mwingine aliDeadishwa through the online stuffs pia... So sijui mimi ningekua nimeomoka sahii ama ningekua mchanga😂

I downloaded ringtones on my Motorola SLVR L7, The website was Waptrick. The Internet was free. I was the only one with M-Pesa (Send Money Home) in my extended family. That was 2007. Nobody was ready to lose their money inside a mobile phone. We've come from far!