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The @NGRSenate has been a poverty alleviation program for illiterates since 1999.

@C_SPEC @NationalGridNg @IkejaElectric The person who was meant to turn it off didn’t have fuel to drive to the substation.

@NationalGridNg @IkejaElectric Shoutout to Ikeja Electric for not taking light at 12pm today… consistency broken 👏🏾 I’ve definitely jinxed this now.

Most people still don’t realise @KingJames changed from left hand to right hand midair for the slam dunk.

@charise_lee RM does not talk like this… what’s real anymore? 😂

Whenever I’m having a rough day, I hop on here or YouTube to listen to @ExpressionsOOZ go off and I always leave feeling completely exhilarated!! His rants genuinely relax me - they even help me sleep better at night.

@ExpressionsOOZ @troopzafc No comment!!

THINGS GET HEATED IMMEDIATELY 😡 @troopzafc #TOTARS

My 4yr old daughter actually thinks Jesus is 4yrs old too. She also thinks Jesus only loves the “little children” like in the song, and He doesn’t love adults.

How did Chelsea end up with Hull City? That’s not a coincidence #facupdraw

@ManUtd should just hire all the 200+ players who played under Ferguson so that we can rest from the ridiculous punditry. When Rangnick said that Manchester United needed "open-heart surgery", they all brushed it off.

Strong praise from Tim Sherwood who believes Unai Emery is the second best manager in the league behind Pep Guardiola 🙌

@UnitedStandMUFC Well… rumour has it he’s out and I’m dang sure he’s relieved!!

Amorim has EXPOSED the real issues, but will it cost him his job? 👀 #mufc

Amorim must be truly relieved to be sacked. He’ll definitely need therapy.

@SunderlandAFC, thank you for doing the Lord’s work on @Arsenal’s behalf. Long may it continue!! #SUNMCI

@SkySportsNews @Fanalysisapp Hi Justin… Have a good four(n) night!!

"I wouldn't take one Arsenal player currently" Aston Villa fan Justin Hawthorne says he wouldn't add to their current squad and that none of Mikel Arteta's side would make his starting XI 🗣️ #SkySportsFC @Fanalysisapp

I belong to Jesus!!!

Now that’s how to play football… be all over them like flies are all over 💩 #ARSAVL #COYG

Coaching by @Copilot 😘. You’re making me come out as too soft 🤣. We need to find a balance.

United & Villa allowing the Lord to use them today!!

Your system stops at 63. I’ve called your customer service each time. Most, not all, are stoic & lack any form of empathy at all, especially the person I spoke with today. I understand you may have your SOP, but it’s imperative that you take extra steps to satisfy your customers.

@DPDCare @dpd_uk I’ve had the worst experience with your services in the past 30 days. 5 painstaking deliveries, one of which your driver unilaterally decided to cancel all because the addresses in your system is out of date. The addresses in neighbourhood runs up to 91.

My goodness 🤣