Duke of Darkness

Fellas, if a girl walks through an airport barefooted when going thru security, then she’s not the one

@NEOMeck @HaterReport Striving to be a better father and husband, got a lot of work to do buddy

@yeahlaughant @HaterReport You are brilliant. Really...I don't have anything to add to this.

The Spurs have the ball down 98-88 • Refs miss a goaltending call • Ball goes off Chet’s foot • They ignore the coach’s challenge request • SGA gets free throws • Mitch Johnson is hit with a tech • Lu Dort and Tony Brothers laughing on the sideline Us fans deserve better than this smh

@NEOMeck @HaterReport It would be a different game atp. U fucking find it I’m not google u loser, keep paying for twitter

@yeahlaughant @HaterReport Yes...they would have had an approximately 29% chance of hitting one (that means there is a 69% chance they miss it)...and still would have been down 5 and lost the game. Einstein. BTW - show me the video where the coach was calling for a timeout.

@NEOMeck @HaterReport Good reading comprehension skills I said could’ve, I didn’t assume, isn’t it possible there is a world in which they could’ve hit a 3 ? Retard

@yeahlaughant @HaterReport Wrong. Watch the video. He is calling for a review by twirling his index finger in the air. He is NOT calling for a timeout. And...why would you assume they would hit a 3 pointer - they shot 29% from 3 for the game.

@NEOMeck @HaterReport He literally came on the court to call timeout and they didn’t award it and t’d him for it instead could’ve been down 5 with a 3 on the xtra possession instead down 11 6 point swing

Spurs down 10 * Missed the goal tending call (should be down 8) * Ball goes off Chet's foot - Coach fails to call a timeout to initiate a Coach's Challenge. Coach's mistake (still down 8) * SGA gets free throw because of a foul on defense and a technical on coach = (down 11) What part of this makes you think it made a difference in the outcome of the game?

@bottlerocket88 @AnthonyCumia U work for the Haws’s?

@AnthonyCumia late 1980s, was a mechanic in Closter, NJ. Our receptionist, Pam, was a black woman with these features, Absolutely gorgeous. Stunning. I remember everything about her right down to her perfume and the way her ass filled out her jeans . She's probably like 80 now....lol..

Have you noticed that attractive black women have a certain look? Yeah…exactly.

Adam Silver ruined everything

@Macbra2 @rationalyankee Lmaoooo, yogi was on roids too then let’s group him in

@yeahlaughant @rationalyankee Derek Jeter?????

Altuve was the face of the 2017 Astros. He sat in that clubhouse every night, watched teammates bang trash cans, won an MVP and a ring off the back of it and said nothing. For years. Not until reporters dragged it into the light. “Innocent” is a word you use for a kid who didn’t know what was happening. Altuve knew. He profited. He stayed quiet. Altuve let the entire sport eat the consequences while he kept the trophies. I don’t think he gets enough criticism for it. He’s still likely to get into the HOF. I don’t think any player, manager or coach from the 2017 Astros should be allowed to even buy a ticket to the HOF, let alone get inducted into it.

@Macbra2 @rationalyankee None of them made the hall

@rationalyankee How many Yankees in the 2000s were complicate in turning a blind eye to A-Rod juicing?

@NateDaHigger This is basically and ultimatum to get u to date her

What do women want anymore #cantwin

Dudes will buy a $95,000 Silverado and the only thing they haul is their fat wife.

@JCaporoso MetLife home opener 2024? Week 3?

missed both Jets/Pats games in 2022 (when NYJ had winning record), missed both games last year, is he referring to the week 18 preseason snow game the #Jets won to end 2023 against Bailey Zappe?

@sircokesnorter Ah u go to umd

The moment everyone is waiting for. Here is what hit. Yes pork✅ 20✅ White✅ Month: Void Home✅ Loons✅ 6✅ STD: ❌ Raw❌ Shorter✅ Tits✅ Known✅ Spend the night✅ Plan B❌ Jew: Void (we do not know)

@Nate_Voorhis I have the same hat brotha

The prophecy is fulfilled. Let’s get to work. #jets

@JustinWelham @femalenatured It plays, lawyers love talking abt how they’re lawyers

@femalenatured tell her "the court accepts the plea deal" or something along those lines and you're golden (I'm also single this is dogshit advice)

Should I take this hot liberal lawyer out? In my simp arc.

I am probably in the minority and maybe this is just another thing geared to the younger crowd, but this is the latest example of the Yankees becoming just another team. To me, it started when they moved into this current stadium and has slowly deteriorated since. It doesn’t have that special feeling like the old stadium. It can’t be more corporate if it tried.

@MIK3MCDANIEL Kd and kawhi could’ve went to the Knicks in 19 lmao

lowkey just realized that all of the stars in 2010s are fucking horrible when it comes to picking teams, like Lebron could’ve had like 4 more rings if he went to philly or houston in the summer of 2018

@brian_brennan42 @Smittee I was in the video lmao

@Smittee I was there lol

I still get chills from the crowd pop on this Jay Bruce clutch homer

@McShay13 Their*

NYG now own 1/5 of the top-10 picks in Thursday’s first round of the NFL draft. —This gets Harbaugh his defensive captain and chess piece (LB Styles is what I’m hearing but don’t rule out DS Downs) —And it gets Dart the perimeter weapon he needs opposite Nabers. I’m hearing Jordyn Tyson is there guy!

@spqr_sulla Disgusti Ng

56% of adult Gen Z women have at least one tattoo

@VeryBadLlama @lilydsmith Why don’t we do it on Halloween too?

Oh you’re Catholic and you disagree with the Pope? Maybe you should make a list of all the things you disagree with. Really dig deep, make it a nice long list. 95 seems like a good number. And then post that list somewhere he can see it, like maybe nailed to a church door.