yeah tell me more about it

Neos finally appeared here to order. Uhhhhhhhhh.. yeaaah I’m not buying Neo sorry

@ellie_insanity @hood_sanctuary like this but with english characters

@hood_sanctuary what is that keyboard how do u use that

please don’t tell me it’s like this. i’ve given up on having any friends in high school and i keep telling myself “university will be different” please please don’t say this, it’s a new pasture, we’ll make so many friends please😔

@nsg650 the only time i ever got BSOD was because my windows partition was corrupted and i had to wipe and reinstall it

If you're going to use NoMoreBugCheck to "fix" your computer please don't. A BSOD is a symptom of something being terribly wrong. Please figure out what causes the BSOD instead of suppressing it. I made NMBC for joking around please don't use it seriously.

@Exxxodus04 @BAEMONSHANK i mesn what else could it be? she’s green and she got that kiwi hair

@yeahtellem @BAEMONSHANK Obviously ? Sure.

what kind of fruit is she even supposed to be they dont even look like fruits bro

@nocontextmemes thank god?? for drugs??? kanye reference?

@tendollardanny as if i don’t know that already i know everything i just can’t do shit for some reason

i don’t know who needs to hear this. you need to solve everything now. right now. you are running out of time

@goodnightngo dance if you hate ice

“be quiet, the creators of ai slop fruit love island are sleeping and they have a terrible headache” me asf:

@ShitpostReels абсолют синема

@AKirtesh @LinkofSunshine you talk a bit too much for a dude who can’t do that either

@LinkofSunshine Nah bro this is peak culture. You just mad you can't make a girl bounce on nothing and get 2B views 😭💀

This being the most viewed tik tok of all time was the first time I realized I was out of touch with so much of modern culture

@RealPostFolder this dude works 2 jobs, should i ruin his life?

@Missyisaqueenx no i want a loving girlfriend that would love me and i would love her and it’s gonna be the most vanilla shit imaginable but that’s okay i like it that way

Do men actually like the idea of having a dominant girlfriend?

@imaboredgoat tweet 👎🏽👎🏽 tweet, japan 🥰😍

Why is it that whenever people post in Japanese, they get a hit tweet

@crocodilecrisis no?? we can? it’s pretty hard to do without splashing the pee around but yes we can stop

i just found out when men start peeing they can’t stop till it’s finished…. like they can’t pause…

@anemll @danveloper @Alexintosh @danpacary now imagine how fast it would work if you could cut off all that pleasing bullshit ai tells you all the time

Running 400B model on iPhone! 0.6 t/s Credit @danveloper @alexintosh @danpacary @anemll

@conisscndacc109 when i was 12 i found an unpacked condom on the side of the street, though it was a cool bracelet and tried to put it on my hand and it was all sticky so i threw it away

Condoms are so cute but so oversexualized