poison magic fungus

done chasing sex and money. now gonna live solely for diner food

@ESPNCleveland “If I open my mouth all this semen will fall out!”

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@cavs @Redfin That loss was so bad they’ll probably even fire the social media team. Sorry to whoever posts this nonsense

Final. @Redfin | #LetEmKnow

@WholeTimeDavid He’s very book-smart. Also scores some problematic age gap tail

@yeaokok That sounds miserable. Does anything good happen for him?

I tried to read Stoner today but the first 50 pages are all like, “William Stoner is a nondescript lame ass boa that nobody cares about, he died and his colleagues forgot about him, except when they think of their own mortality” and then he hears a Shakespeare sonnet and cums

@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN A pocket masterpiece. Ground Zeroes looked and played so good

MGS GZ was 13 years ago already?! It was the PS3 and PS4 at the time.

@geoffwilt Enjoy some pecan pie 🥧

to celebrate Dylan’s 85th birthday today I will prepare and eat only food items mentioned on his post-2000 albums.

@poopswag34 It has to pee so much

how does AI use water i dont get it

@wfl0wrz I bet yoshi’s cloaca is loose as hell from all those big ass eggs

@NFLAPittsburgh @NFLAlumni @CDCgov sound like bullsh to me

Did you know that you can reduce your risk of lung cancer by doing one simple thing? Stop smoking. More people die from lung cancer than any other cancer and you don't have to be one of them. @nflalumni @cdcgov

@realcavsfans Digestion is a process

JA on if they got away from "the process": "I think getting away from the process happens. ... I think it's easy for our guards especially, who's had success in the past, shooting more shots it's easier to let them do that. ... I think that part of the process [dominating more by going into screens on their own] is on us -- that part is on Evan and I."

@JuanitoSay that’s hot af. lemme gnaw on dem bones girl

Kelly Osbourne sorprendió a todos en el desfile de Louis Vuitton Resort en Nueva York 🔥

@sherwudforest I see it more ominous/symbolic but I’m stoned as hell

@yeaokok the hatchet looks silly on his head like that !

Hatchet has a pretty bad looking book cover never really noticed that before

@consequence Why would you post this? Gawdamn

Radiohead's Thom Yorke was inducted into the Fellowship of the Ivors Academy at the 2026 Ivor Novello Awards. Harry Styles made a surprise appearance to honor the Radiohead frontman and his "favorite band." "Thom Yorke has always had a way with words. Over his almost 35 years of releasing music, he's taken feelings of anxiety and alienation and turned them into atmospheres, anthems, and art. From guitars to glitches, he has time and time again shown us what the future sounds like. Never compromising, a restless creative, an artist in its truest form. There are no two songs that sound alike. For so many of us, he lives atop this magical music mountain that we're all attempting to climb. "Some of you had Radiohead albums at the time they were released. Not all of you, but some of you. Their debut album [Pablo Honey] came out the year before I was born. I'm just gonna let that sink in. "So I discovered their songs over time growing up, inhaling the secondhand teenage angst from the stairs separating my sister's bedroom from where I sat below doing my homework. Thank you to my uncle Michael for burning her numerous CDs as he tried to convince her of some of what he referred to as 'some of the weirdest stuff.' I found him again at parties, in treasured moments alone... I lost my virginity to 'Talk Show Host.' "Yeah. I lost my virginity to the intro of 'Talk Show Host.' "Thom's work is music that is felt. It's always been somewhat of a religious experience to me—religious in the sense that the understanding seemed to go both ways. I always felt I could uniquely understand the writer of these songs, and at last someone was capturing what it feels like at times to be human. Thank God someone was doing that. That alien, that prowling ghost, that angry prophet of Thom Yorke. "I cannot overstate how his work has influenced my belief in the purpose of the arts in our world today. And I cannot overstate how much his work continues to influence me. Without 'Exit Music (For a Film),' there would be no 'Watermelon Sugar.' Oh. Imagine that. A world without that song. Doesn't bear thinking about. "Now it's always nerve-wracking stepping onto a stage, but to know that a man I've spent so much of my life listening to is now listening to me talk to you about him... it's a truly terrifying honor. "The first time I met Thom, I was walking in the street in Rome. The previous evening at dinner, listening to The Smile's A Light for Attracting Attention [or Wall of Eyes], my friend had asked me if I'd ever met him and I said that I hadn't. Maybe it was better that way. I'd always been worried that he might be mean to me and emotionally I would never recover. The next day, A Moon Shaped Pool playing in my headphones, I found myself alone with him on a quiet cobbled street. 'Hello Mr. Yorke,' I said. 'Oh, it's you. Hello,' he replied. "I was overwhelmed during our conversations. Our time with giants is not to be squandered. The weight of the moments with the men who have made us is to be noticed. He was light, he was friendly, and he was kind. In a world where outside noise tends to leak into our awareness without permission, among our resented desire to please, a small kindness extended to you by a hero can be enough to release you. I beamed, and I've been beaming ever since. The wizard was also a human. "When asking Thom's friends to describe him in three words, they said he was compassionate, sensitive, devoted, bold, unique, untouchable, challenging, true punk, not for sale. Or, as his wife shared with me: 'Holidays with synthesizer.' "To quote Thom: 'I have no idea what you're talking about. Your mouth moves only with someone's hand up your arse as the light cut out for you, because the light's gone out for me.' [From the song 'Paperbag Writer' / 'Cuttooth' era b-sides]. It is the 21st century. The message is clear: commit to your humor and your heartbreak. Only cowards meet our complicated, beautiful world with distance. "It's an honor to be here tonight to present him with this recognition of his enduring influence on British music. Radiohead is my favorite band. Thank you, Thom." 📸: Greg Williams / Dave Bennett Agency via The Ivors With Amazon Music 2026

@_nydyl the bench?

Any thought of playing Mitch at a time more optimal to avoid the potential of hack a Mitch? Any thought of getting Mitch a lob to get him in some type of rhythm and feel more involved?

@consequence this could work if Sharon has his soul shard

"He will exist digitally." An interactive Ozzy Osbourne digital avatar is in the works, with Sharon Osbourne saying fans will be able to “ask Ozzy anything” and hear him answer in his own voice. consequence.net/2026/05/ozzy-o…

@missus_wormy start as a cart gal, and then who knows?

I looked into joining a country club and apparently you need member referrals and to be interviewed and it’s like at least 60k initiation fees. I quickly realized I am the person that this process is meant to keep out of the country club

@LIL_ICEBUNNY mines all about babes and Nintendo

This website is complete demonic filth

@afterlauqhter makin my way downtown

re-reading sara bareilles’ autobiography and wow doesn’t that sound familiar

@poopswag34 @asiancrashout37 Sydney Sweeney rolls around in horse cum

@asiancrashout37 What happened in it

the new episode of euphoria was crazy