ian campbell
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@yellowblue100 i bet i can get 2nd and 3rd place also (check my timeline)
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@DelusionPosting Have you ever heard of a thing called a map? It’s a globe but on a flat surface. I recall seeing them more frequently than globes during my school days.
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@twitgameboy This is so profound. It’s like saying people get old and die.
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@FionnualaFini Relies too much on the country ending in land and people picking date as the fruit and of course not picking emu.
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@adwoah_tricia Look at it like a self fulfilling prophecy. If all the water flew off into space you wouldn’t be here to ask the question.
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So, we’re living on a ball that is made up of about 70% water on its surface, hanging in the middle of nothing, yet it keeps rotating by itself and the water doesn’t spill, and we don’t fall off?????
I know it’s physics, I’m not lost 😭 I understand gravity. I’m just saying it’s both terrifying and amazing that we’re spinning in space like this and calling it normal.
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@AxelTalksFilm It was a clear day in 1972 and obviously a bit misty in 2026
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probably the most simplistic example in history of why film is superior to digital
Pop Base@PopBase
NASA shares 1972 vs 2026 photos of Earth.
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@danae_hudlow Ok but what if the person floating in space was upside down
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Do I dare risk another geography tweet to ask whether we all agree that this is upside-down Australia?
("UPSIDE-DOWN" RELATIVE TO MAPS, OKAY? I KNOW THERE'S NO UPSIDE-DOWN IN SPACE)
Reid Wiseman@astro_reid
There are no words.
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@floboflo This sort of utter shite first appeared six weeks into him becoming PM.
You’re welcome to call me out on it by the end of the week!
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@Eduardo24044672 @ThinkingAtheist How would people have known there was only one continent?
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@ThinkingAtheist One minor correction, you missed:
1. Only one continent existed (Gen 1:9)
2. No rains had yet come (Gen 2:5)
Therefore, no one had a boat because no one needed a boat to cross the oceans. Also, no one even knew what rain was.
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@AntonioSabatoJr By that rationale Formula One is fake as well. Anyone noticed that you don’t see camera men sat on the front of the cars filming the drivers as they speed around the track.
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@Treu_red “All the Tories from Oxford”,top banter that is. You must have been up till the early hours of the morning coming up with that classic.
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I see all the Tories from Oxford have something else to be fake-outraged about this morning. Irony is, they're using a dead girl's tribute to slate one of our players they dislike. Probably wouldn't care less if it wasn't Sam Smith. As disrespectful as not clapping 👍
#oufc
Sky Sports Football@SkyFootball
Vicarage Road comes together to pay tribute to Amelia Aplin.
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@rayaddisonlive Look at all those turkeys voting for Christmas.
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I always thought Reform could win the next General Election, but after tonight's Rally in Swindon I KNOW it. Nigel Farage got a standing ovation as he walked into this beautiful theatre but when he walks down Downing Street as PM the whole country will stand up. #reformpartyuk

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@GBNEWS As much as I think Starmer is a cockwomble, it pales into insignificance compared to the cockwombleness of people who use Trump’s moronic tweet to attack Starmer.
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@AaronBastani The people wanting us to join this war will be the ones belly aching the most when we have an influx of Iranian refugees.
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🚨 BREAKING: Tom Cotton just said Arab nations aren’t begging for peace. They’re asking President Trump for targeting info so they can join the fight against Iran. Read that again. That’s not weakness. That’s a real coalition. When Iran hit them, they didn’t cry to the UN. They lined up with America. Only happens under strength. Only happens under Trump. The region is done tolerating a Revolutionary Iran. We finish this together. 🇺🇸
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@yellowblue100 @DEADLINE I bet you do too no profile pic x loser!
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Jack Whitehall dings the BAFTAS at the #BRITAwards: “There may be some swearing but don’t worry, we’ve got the best in the business on the bleep button. It’s the guy who did the BAFTAS. Nothing gets past him”
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@Extra1751290 @DEADLINE I bet you get invited to lots of parties
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@DEADLINE Jack is a huge twat to try and mine humour from an incident that needs to be forgotten for the sake of Johns mental health
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