Yas

@autoslept Def

The worst thing about being a dude is having retards for friends

What would be the real-world economic equivalent of an Iron Golem farm?

i do this shit for 0 likes don’t ever disrespect me like that

10/10 ragebait is “influencers” with no engagement, 1 PR to show, 1 reel carrying their entire dashboard quoting 25-50k.

10 roas feels better than head

I think there is a direct correlation between someone being a wife-beater and how much someone honks when they're driving.

You could be the king of the fucking world but everything goes out the window if you use the wrong tenses.

One thing i hate the most is sum mfs named shaurya, anuj, ayush, ATANU RAKSHIT HM harsh

Omelette is top 3 food

Hope she doesnt take my foreplay as love

Fred again highkey mid

twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random walking by agrees with you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Always the 0 drip mfs who browse zara hnm n all during class, and they never reach the checkout page💔

Day ruined found my leather jacket ripped from the sleeves

Every other 17-20yo got a social media marketing agency with 0 experience, whole time only thing theyre marketing is their own agency

Fat bitches on hinge be verified and shit, nobody tryna imitate your mark henry ass yar sit down💔💔

Rv there yet

practising free speech

Im about to tweet