Michael j Hunt (mike)

I'm officially an islamophobe - peer reviewed - hoorah - only number 7 - must try harder. Apparently thinking burning a book you own is free speech is very very naughty. researchgate.net/publication/38…

@McHaggis69 @WingsScotland LULU

I know it will be Matt Lucas who plays the part of Murrell in the Netflix special, but I’m struggling to think who casting directors might give the ‘Nicola’ role to?

@ronmanagernottm Went through that yesterday

Today, I shall entertain my neighbours by playing London's Burning in the garden. For hours.

@AbdulHaqq123837 @MasterMaliq Can a slave give consent? youtube.com/shorts/RA7VeZ0…

The Qur'an affirms the right to take slaves and even rape slave women. Muslim countries, even into the twentieth century, were the last to outlaw slavery under international pressure. Islam did indeed see freeing slaves as righteous, but only upon the slave becoming Muslim. x.com/AbdulHaqq12383…

I stand to be corrected, but if you’re comparing Christianity and Islam based on their stance toward the emancipation of slaves, Islam clearly comes out stronger on the issue. The Quran repeatedly encourages the freeing of slaves as a righteous act, an expiation for sins, and a path to virtue. In Islam, freeing a slave is directly tied to morality and worship. ( Quran 2:177) By contrast, the Bible regulates slavery in multiple places, yet nowhere clearly presents freeing slaves as a core virtue or moral ideal expected of every believer.

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@mickyr66 @StansaidAirport Whys that funny?

@StansaidAirport Could you check to see if Mike Hunt is in the passenger terminal

Passenger Announcement: I'm looking for Miss Vanel off the Barcelona flight. If you know Ayla Vanel please come to reception. Ayla Vanel please make yourself know. Would Ayla Vanel...COLIN YOU BAST...

@JamesAHogg2 Ted, do you believe in an afterlife? Well actually Dougal, as a Catholic priest I have quite strong belief in an afterlife, how did you become priest, send off twelve crisp packets!

I had a discussion yesterday with somebody about Father Ted and we ended up trying to choose, at first, our top 5 moments, which became 10, and then 20. Anyway, here's what I believe was my #4, featuring Ted, Dougal and "Your man from One Foot in the Grave. The, I don't believe it, man".  Enjoy the sunshine 🌞

@ImtiazMadmood Also Al Tabari, inspired the beatles song, She was just 17, you know what I mean......

Muhammad killed Safiya's father and people, tortured her husband Kinana for treasure by placing fire on Kinana's chest until he was nearly dead, then beheaded him. Then he took Safiya because she looked pretty, and had sex with her in a tent on the 3 day journey back from Khaibar to Medina as a companion circled the tent with a sword because he "was afraid for you [Muhammad] with this woman [Safiya] for you have killed her father, her husband, and her people." - (Ibn Ishaq, Sirat Rasul Allah, p. 517) Here is her story from Muhammad's earliest biography and authentic hadiths: "Khaibar is destroyed...The Prophet had their warriors killed, their offspring and women taken as captives. Safiya was among the captives. She first came in the share of Dihya Al-Kalbi, but later she belonged to the Prophet." - Sahih Bukhari 4200 "Kinana al-Rabi [Safiya's husband] who had the custody of the treasure of Banu Nadir, was brought to the apostle ... the apostle gave orders 'Torture him until you extract what he has.' So he kindled a fire on his chest until he was nearly dead. Then the apostle delivered him to Muhammad b. Maslama and he struck off his head." - Ibn Ishaq, Sirat Rasul Allah, p. 515 "The beauty of Safiya bint Huyai whose husband had been killed while she was a bride, was mentioned to Allah's Apostle. The Prophet selected her for himself." - Sahih Bukhari 4211 "The Prophet stayed with Safiya bint Huyai for three days on the way from Khaibar, where he consummated his marriage with her." - Sahih Bukhari 4212 - "The apostle passed the night with her in a tent of his. Abu Ayyub… passed the night girt with his sword, guarding the apostle and going round the tent… 'I was afraid for you with this woman for you have killed her father, her husband, and her people.'" - Ibn Ishaq, Sirat Rasul Allah, p. 517

@benonwine Rubber

What’s a harmless British word that can mean something completely different depending on where you grew up?

@eevblog Just red at one time

There was a time when your only LED design choices were red, green, yellow, and orange, and you were happy and content to have the limited choice. That time was the 1980's and early 90's. The Blue LED wasn't practical until 1993, and the white LED in 1996.

Do the moderate Muslims understand that this does not do them any good ? If so, why don't they speak up ?

@HeyHeyDerekFaye Peter Mandleson wasn't in them, that's AI

It’s very sunny up my end. With the CarryOn team.

@AntSpeaks I say, would you mind awfully moving a little to the left to let people out? No problem officer, here? OK shuffle up boys Thank you so much, No thank You officer.........

David Attenborough narrates the Gaza Flotilla activists getting absolutely humbled at a Spanish airport ✈️🦍🇪🇸 Entitled rodents meet Spanish security mammals. Nature is healing. Enjoy the documentary. 📺

Can a Muslim cleric explain why Allah preferred to appear indirectly only to Muhammad through the archangel Gabriel in a cave from time to time for 23 years instead of appearing to everybody so we would know?

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@Artemisfornow But can vote

Oh great … Lammy wants criminals under the age of 25 to be treated as CHILDREN. So if a 24 year old sexually assaults someone, it’s because they are just a child and didn’t know any better. This is going to work out so well isn’t it? Utterly bonkers 🤡

@JamesHeartfield @youreallmad That escalated quickly ! Moral, don't push Spanish policemen!

This is the moment it kicked off in the Basque airport. You can see the flotilla activists made a line across the exit that blocked other passengers. The police tried to make a space for them to get through. The protester shoved the police and it started.

@FossardMr Is it over?

Me: Don’t worry, kids. SATS are just a chance for you to show off what you know. They’re not trying to catch you out. The test:

@ripx4nutmeg Sledge hammer comedy, just incase you didn't get message, a big sledge hammer comes out screen

This was all on BBC Three last night: First, a drag queen comedy in which a narrow-minded man creates 'Straight Pride' and a woman tries to apologise to her ex-husband for not being more supportive when he was sleeping with other men 1/3

@MorEdge_Insight @youreallmad @Glinner well it could have been worse!

Oh you HAVE to watch this😂 I DEMAND an apology from EVERY government that criticized Ben Gvir… because the scenes out of Spain are hilarious 🤣😂🤣 After the ridiculous outrage and world meltdowns following the video of Ben Gvir and the flotilla activists, as well as the false accusations that Israeli police beat the activists, those same activists (at least the Spanish ones) returned home and immediately started to riot at the airport. The Spanish Basque police were having absolutely none of it and responded by giving those activists a good fucking beating. And the crowds of leftists and pro Palestine loonies waiting to greet them at the airport completely lost their shit. They were like an entire crowd of Chunky Cenk Uygurs🤣 I look forward to the sanctions cries against Spain by the EU, UN and other leaders. The jokes just write themselves. Seriously, you just have to watch all these videos.