Douglas James Murphy

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Douglas James Murphy

Douglas James Murphy

@yesitsdjmurphy

Atlanta, GA

Atlanta, GA Katılım Haziran 2015
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Douglas James Murphy
Douglas James Murphy@yesitsdjmurphy·
@lady_valor_07 Cysts on their urethras. I’ve been dealing with it for almost a year. I’ve lanced it. I’ve hit it with balm. I’ve had my wife pray over it and kick me in the nuts. Nothing doing
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zach
zach@ZachNagel7·
Wow
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Don Snow 🥶
Don Snow 🥶@Cant_Be_Rated·
Caitlin Clark's play cost her team the game. Wildly inefficient and still a turnover machine. Not to mention SHE SUCKS DEFENSIVELY.
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Vince Langman
Vince Langman@LangmanVince·
Am I the only one who thinks that Caitlin Clark has gotten annoying?
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steakshapiro
steakshapiro@steakshapiro·
Read more abut James Pearce Jr. and his last twelve months and his ex. He should be cut today.
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Chad Prather
Chad Prather@WatchChad·
A man pretending to be a woman get's triggered that In-N-Out Burger has "John 3:16" printed on their cups. "I really don’t like that you put a Bible verse on my food without my consent." Sir, it’s a soda, not a consent form.
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Oli London
Oli London@OliLondonTV·
Nelly Furtado announces she has quit music and performing amid ‘body shaming’ comments. The singer has announced she will no longer perform and release music, after 25 years in the music industry. “I have decided to step away from performance for the foreseeable future and pursue some other creative and personal endeavours that I feel would better suit this next phase of my life. I have enjoyed my career immensely, and I still love writing music as I have always seen it as a hobby I was lucky enough to make into a career. I'll identify as a songwriter forever.” Her announcement comes after a wave of online comments and media articles about her body and weight. Source: Daily Mail
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Douglas James Murphy
Douglas James Murphy@yesitsdjmurphy·
@nflmemes He doesn’t seem to be an arrogant prick though. Also dude his girlfriend has borderline personality disorder. And have you noticed her eyes and mouth. She’s gonna look like Lil Kim in 5 years
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NFL Memes
NFL Memes@NFLMemes·
“Ohh look at me, I have a rocket arm and look like I was built in a lab. I live in sunny Los Angeles, have long flowy blonde hair, make $60M a year and am dating Madison Beer” Fuck you.
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Douglas James Murphy
Douglas James Murphy@yesitsdjmurphy·
@Realrclark25 Can I talk about playing at Mile High since you couldn’t? We have a similar amount of experience with that. Maybe you could come over and fuck my wife so we’d be on almost equal terms except obviously I’m white and therefore lesser than you
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Douglas James Murphy
Douglas James Murphy@yesitsdjmurphy·
@NFL_DovKleiman And acted like himself which shouldn’t be a good thing but at this point I guess dorks have won. Dude is a clown and yet he’s somehow taken seriously? I would have been fine not living through this era in sport
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Dov Kleiman
Dov Kleiman@NFL_DovKleiman·
Throwback: When Cam Newton came back for two weeks with the Panthers. 🔥🔥🔥
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PMT Stats
PMT Stats@PmtStats·
Burying an apology in the middle of live tweeting is hilarious
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Bleacher Report
Bleacher Report@BleacherReport·
ARCH MANNING IN THE 1ST QUARTER: 6/9, 101 YDS, 2 TDS
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