Cpt. Eden

Ronaldo at 35 Messi at 35

Cristiano Ronaldo really did that 🥶 🐐 things. (h/t @cr7raprhymes, @madridfooty_)

This loser should return the award he stole.

Messi lost the ball 26 times in PSG's loss to Lyon yesterday, the most by any player on the pitch. He's lost 498 possessions in Ligue 1 this season, tied for 4th most 😮

RONALDO SCORES ON PORTUGAL'S FIRST SHOT OF THE GAME 😱 HE CAN'T STOP SCORING 🐐

I’m not brainwashed!!

@StationCDRKelly I strongly disagree. Forcing your pronouns upon others when they didn’t ask, and implicitly ostracizing those who don’t, is neither good nor kind to anyone. As for Fauci, he lied to Congress and funded gain-of-function research that killed millions of people. Not awesome imo.

@AOC You’re welcome

Welcoming back Ligma & Johnson!

Tonight, in New York, I had the honor to meet and sit with President Donald Trump at @ZOA_National's gala, where he recieved the richly deserved Theodore Herzl medal. No US president has been a better friend to Israel, or American Jewry.

🤔

Hasn’t even been 48 hours since Elon officially bought Twitter and he already fact checked Joe Biden 💀

Thank you, @elonmusk ! Feels great to be back. Hope all the haters and losers have missed me!

I’ve never really been a fan of the Kardashians/Jenners but good on them for calling out anti-semitism and supporting the Jewish people

Also, I’m buying Manchester United ur welcome

“A break away reverse lay up!”

Quebec and everything about Quebec sucks. Even the name “Quebec” is horrendous. Quebec Quebec Quebec fuck Quebec I’ve said what I have to say.

Hating Elon Musk… for the simple reason his electric car company is successful and he tweets a lot… is the least interesting form of leftism.