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@Tiana_Celine_23 In my teenage years, I thought Rachel was the hot one. Now that I'm a bit older it has become very clear that Phoebe was the gold standard all along.

She's gorgeous 😘

@DoronBond Considering your dumb ass used the word insulating incorrectly, it might take him a while to get the context. No one's talking about spray foam here.

@rntCANELA Context. Keep readin my comment to get it. Take as long as you need.

I don't understand why people are surprised and making a big deal out of Raven Johnson calling Caitlin Clark "the GOAT" when her college coach Dawn Staley literally said this right after beating Iowa for the National Championship in 2024.

@BaseballBros Normalize beating up Yankees fans when they aren't the home team.

This Yankees fan got his ass kicked by 2 Rangers fans 🫣

@TheStevenDwayne We really should make it acceptable to just kick the shit out of people who act like this. If you see someone live streaming in public, just run up on them and start swinging.

Onlyfans stopped monetizing people having sex outside and I think Kick and all streaming platforms should do something similar and have rules around harassment and disturbing the peace. It’s getting ridiculous.

@DefiantLs They probably knew the attack was coming and wore that stuff as a signal to the shooter so they wouldn't get targeted.

Jimmy Failla: "To protest Donald Trump tonight, a lot of the liberal correspondents are wearing pins on their outfits. A lot of pins up and down the lapels. They look like waitresses at TGI Fridays. I just ordered a plate of potato skins off Margaret Brennan."

@scaryman42 Collier might not even play. Is this recycled from last year?

WNBA mvp odds 2026 1. Caitlin Clark +260 2. Aja Wilson +270 3. Napheesa Collier +500 4. Alyssa Thomas +1,200 4. Breanna Stewart +1,200 6. Paige Bueckers +2,000 6. Sabrina Ionescu +2,000

@BrianAtlas The technical term for this line of thinking is "self-destructive behavior."

As representative for the male delegation, the best we can offer for her is a guy named Scott who is 5’9 who makes $75,000 a year in Denver, Colorado. He still watches NELK videos and has a bad knee. He has a good heart and is pretty good at tennis (JV county champ).

@DBGyt_ Carleton is the biggest overpay of the new contracts.

Kennedy Burke is making $1 million a year. Bridget Carleton is making $1.2 million... The Fever had Sophie Cunningham willing to sign long term for half of that & the FO said no & didn't even draft Kneepkens to fill that role...

@nosyone4 Caitlin should apologize to all black women for acting like she can just buy a black women.

Myisha Hines-Allen on choosing to sign with the Fever “Winning. Being able to play with Caitlin Clark. I think that was a huge eye opener like I have the opportunity to play with one of the greatest players that’s ever gonna play the game of basketball. ”

@RomeovilleKid Caitlin should publicly apologize to all black women for the reporter asking this question.

#Fever rookie Raven Johnson, asked if she and Caitlin Clark have spoken about Clark waving her off at the 3-point line in the 2023 Final Four: “No, we haven’t. I think that’s in the past, honestly. We’re teammates now and we have one goal, that’s to win a championship. …”

@UnderdogWNBA @chloepeterson67 She should apologize for saying she's better than the black players.

Caitlin Clark at Fever media day, via @chloepeterson67: "I think I'm the best transition player in the league. That's where I thrive."

@TheLucyShow1 Dario a straight gangsta

This mother made her daughter who was bullying another student apologize to the whole class!! Is this humiliation or good discipline? 🤔

@emmanueladda2 Threaten to write them a ticket for parking on the grass.

Weed smokers if someone holdin the blunt too long, how u ask for it back?

Did we ever find the bastards that stole this poor guy’s employee and children enrollment documentation?

@theepicmap Butt stuff

i have always wondered what’s going on here

@hipearlrose Pizza, lots of pizza.

@GopherHole Just like Walz's dick. It's small, but it's there.

Wow St Thomas loses on a walk off balk in the 21st inning!

@GarbageHuman24 @Grok remove her glasses

You have a very big decision to make

@creepydotorg Shaq, I want them to think we're all that big.

If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?

@LRNROSE Find someone who looks like they know where to get it. Ask them.

i am not a cop but how do people find weed in cities they dont live in?