The Bern

We will no longer carry bags that aren’t ours to carry this 2026.

the future looks stupider and stupider because it's stupid people leading us there

@IgasanZen @WreckItUly De. Ihampas mo lang yung crystals.

@yesthatbern @WreckItUly No need ba magpausok ng tawas, camañan o bay leaves? Hehehe or pagsaboy ng asin? Exorcismo na ata ang kailangan hahaha

How to use crystals vs DDS: 1. Ilagay sa loob ng medyas na makapal. 2. Iwasiwas sa pinakamalapit na DDS.

@yooooo_seph Shit like that don’t happen. Just like good governance with Dutertes. Fiction.

@yesthatbern I was hoping an element manifests from the crystal and attack the DDS, like a fireball... or an icicle... or a thundershock.

Namoka! Nung bumabagyo nanood ka ng concert. Then umattend k ng kasal. Tapos ngayon mo pipiliin tumulong kung kelan bistado ka na sa kawalangyaan mong gago ka! #PutangInaMoSaraDuterte

@iskolarium Kung tatama edi tatama hahahaha

@yesthatbern HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAA! Mas okay yata kung ihahampas para sure. 🤣

Basta Duterte, duwag. Puro kahol, walang kagat.

Aren’t you too old to still be chasing clout?

Every nuclear weapon on this planet should be destroyed. Not reduced. Not “controlled.” Gone. Because the truth is, all it takes is one mistake, one bad decision, one moment of ego… and millions of lives disappear. I don’t care about politics or power games… nothing justifies something that can erase humanity that fast.

PHILIPPINE DEER REEMERGES IN MARINDUQUE The Philippine deer (Rusa marianna), once presumed locally extinct after going unseen for decades, has been sighted again across several towns in Marinduque. According to DENR MIMAROPA, recent monitoring recorded multiple sightings within the Marinduque Wildlife Sanctuary, including at least 10 individuals in one area, along with footprints in nearby towns. COURTESY: DENR MIMAROPA/Facebook

Rare MVP sighting.

KANINA KO PA TO TINATAWANAN AHAHAHHAAHJAAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHSHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHAHAHA ANG SAKIT SA ULO 😭😭😭😭

TAWI-TAWI TOPS PH LIST OF STRUGGLING READERS More than three in four learners in Tawi-Tawi are struggling readers, the highest in the Philippines, according to the Comprehensive Rapid Literacy Assessment (CRLA) conducted at the start of School Year 2025–2026. Data from the Second Congressional Commission on Education (EDCOM II) shows 75.60% of students in the Tawi-Tawi Schools Division fall under struggling readers. Other divisions with the highest percentages include Maguindanao del Norte (65.38%), Special Geographic Area in North Cotabato (64.49%), Zamboanga City (60.72%), and Sarangani (60.57%).

NEW: Our in-depth investigation finds that US has violated international humanitarian law by failing to take all feasible precautions to avoid civilian harm. US is responsible for the deadly attack on a school in #Minab packed full of children. US authorities must ensure that their investigation is transparent, thorough, and that the results are made public. amn.st/6018B6upqk

Iran 🇮🇷 has shown the Global South that the US-led Zionist-imperialist West are just terrorist thugs. We can cripple them if we work together on sanctions and mutual defense. The future of life on our planet depends on dismantling Western supremacy. Iran has shown it can be done.

Iran's Foreign Minister Abbas Araqchi said the Strait of Hormuz is closed only to countries involved in the conflict, while others can transit with Iran's permission reut.rs/3NtwioN

“He doesn’t know how to be a dog.” We adopted Simon as a “project.” He was a bait dog. Used for fighting practice. His teeth were filed down. His ears were gone. For the first month, he didn’t walk. He crawled. If you lifted your hand to scratch your nose, he would flatten himself against the floor and wet himself. We bought him toys. He hid from them. We gave him a bed. He slept on the hard floor beside it. We thought the damage was too deep. That we could offer him safety but not joy. Then came the thunderstorms. My five year old daughter is terrified of thunder. When it started, she began crying in her room. I ran to her but Simon reached her first. The dog who was afraid of his own shadow. The dog who flinched at a falling leaf. He jumped onto her bed. Curled his scarred, broken body around my little girl. He let out a long, steady sigh and rested his heavy head on her chest. He wasn’t shaking anymore. Because she was. He knew what fear felt like. And he decided she wouldn’t feel it alone. Simon didn’t know how to play fetch. He didn’t know how to walk on a leash. But he knew exactly how to be a dog. He just needed someone worth being brave for. 🐾💛 Credit: Victoria Grace

Imagine how early people could retire if fraud and corruption weren’t quietly draining the system every day. A lot of us might be enjoying life… instead of working until we’re 70.