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UPDATE: STRATEGY $MSTR CURRENTLY HOLDS 4.21% OF ALL $BTC


The Wolf Of All Streets@scottmelker
BREAKING: STRATEGY $MSTR BUYS 24,869 $BTC FOR ~$2.01B, NOW HOLDS 843,738 $BTC WORTH ~$65.22B
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@CryptoCred So much hype on Claude!
After I asked it how I can host a job, it asked me to run local. Lmfwo
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I spent three weeks using frontier LLMs and swarms of agents to build a full stack, autonomous, agentic trading companion.
It synthesised cross-exchange pricing dislocations, anomalous derivatives footprints, funding rate arbitrage opportunities, news feeds with impact and directional signals, a trade screener that ranks trend, momentum, and mean reversion factors into actionable setups, and a dynamic rebalancing agentic risk manager to monitor and adjust my exposure.
Did it work?
No - Claude hallucinated the entire thing and I still don't know how to connect to exchange APIs.
But it was glorious.
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Keyboard Monkey reveals he made $6,700,000 on an NFT
“I think I paid like $300,000 for it and sold it for $7,000,000”
“Then some NFT fund was dumping their CryptoPunks and they had a zombie Punk. It was there for like five minutes at 420 ETH. I was like, this seems really cheap...”
“So I bought it and sold it for like 800 ETH the next day”
Rasmr: “So you profited $1,000,000 in a day?”
KBM: “On that CryptoPunk trade, yeah”
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@scarlett4kids You will and must do whatever the government says
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#Bitcoin days are numbered. It seems like just a matter of time before it suffers the same fate as online gambling.
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@decentricity @inversebrah As long as they don't remotely turn off my wassie
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@inversebrah wait till they shut off your fridge for not paying the wassie tax
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@dougboneparth Who in the right mind would pass up the opportunity to own $250k worth of $DOUG
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@ParikPatelCFA If we can't have data centres in space, at least we had data centres in air
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