If the apocalypse comes, beep me

Books read in 2025: 🧵

I actually love New Years so much. I have OCD I love new magical rules that will fix my life !

HOES MAD

I mean…no lies detected

All Covid Vaccinated will be dead by December 31, 2025 *According to United States of America, who lead the charge to kill 95% of the World in 1994, under UN Agenda 2021.

@sheupandrunnoft Yeah I just don’t like to worry I don’t know where my car is

@yikeths I feel weird about leaving my car random places too. Especially on new years, who knows what people will do

I was talking bar plans and she was like why don’t you drive there and leave your car and I was like, I do not like to be separated from my car and she looked at me and I looked at her, like, you’ve known me 22 years why does it surprise you when I’m neurotic

So im driving right. Then I just burst into tears

@capetians YES THANK YOU! Like what if I need to wake up early so I don’t get a ticket ??

@tarotbypandora Lol thank u friend

@dhaaruni @_glorianas When we first moved home Lucy somehow convinced my uncle she didn’t understand stairs so he carried her up them 😂😂😂

@capetians PRINCESS OF THE WORLD !!!

Dont forget! Winter is HER season

Cheers to the new year my friends

In the late ‘90s and early 2000s, the Mar-a-Lago spa was sending employees on house calls to Epstein’s home. Spa employees warned each other about Epstein, who was known among staff for being sexually suggestive and exposing himself during the appointments. The incident that prompted Epstein to be banned from the Mar-a-Lago spa, w/@joe_palazzolo @khadeeja_safdar: wsj.com/us-news/trump-…

*holding my newborn daughter* “I love you so much baby but I will not commit a genocide for you, no matter how much you ask”

every new year’s eve, i read this poem

This is the darkest and most moving essay about AI and job displacement that I’ve ever read. Wow. nytimes.com/2025/12/28/opi…

That’ll do Pig, that’ll do.

@capetians Soooo good, though I’m an opalite girlie

I love being a New Yorker fuck everyone else

Six was sooo fun. Though I feel like Tudor historians must really hate it 😭😭😭