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accidentally put worcestershire sauce on my dumplings thinking it was soy sauce

the saturn burger gets me all the time

@TheSpursExpress best photo to accommodate a quote like this

🎙️| Thomas Frank: "I understand the fans' frustration. We are in a position we don’t want to be in. It’s also a situation the club has been in for almost 2 years, at the end of last season as well."

@TheSpursExpress @Matt_Law_DT how many more calls from supporters i got a couple of friends

🚨🥇| Thomas Frank is expected to be sacked if his position is made untenable by results and more calls for him to go from supporters. @Matt_Law_DT

@TheSpursExpress gives us a reason why it could be personal but say it isn’t personal….. righttttt

🚨| #Tottenham’s desire for patience around Thomas Frank is believed to have been a point of tension with Fabio Paratici, who has long been an admirer of Roberto De Zerbi. #Spurs deny Paratici’s departure had anything to do with Frank and say it was “based on personal circumstances”. @TomAllnutt_

@TheSpursExpress @TheAthleticFC just what i wanted to see before going to sleep

🥇| Fabio Paratici believed that Thomas Frank was not the right man for the #Tottenham job, and wanted the club to instead appoint someone else last summer. @TheAthleticFC

@TheSpursExpress @JPercyTelegraph who could’ve guessed that?

🚨🥇| Conor Gallagher is intent on moving to Aston Villa, despite interest from #Spurs @JPercyTelegraph

@TheSpursExpress @ChrisCowlin aaand he deleted the post

Richarlison’s response to this story [via @ChrisCowlin]

Rent is $2000-$3000, parents are working from 7am to 10pm, community centers and extracurricular programs are being cut, schools are in disrepair and understaffed, groceries are $300 per person every month, and there are no jobs left for anyone without experience.

@TheSpursExpress yeah… riiiiiiiight

@TheSpursExpress yeah… riiiiiiiiight

as someone who has been writing about music in toronto for awhile, the rogers stadium stuff is so interesting to watch unfold because it distills so much of what's wrong with this city's relationship to music

no words

can’t believe we got new Inmates LP before GTA 6

just signed off on a work email with “Beast” instead of “Best” honestly very beast of me

Micky van de Ven, what a player.

@stephenattong i got tickets to a show you should come with

“Let’s go for a drink this weekend, i’ve heard Ruby Soho is good”

it’s always stunning to see the angle of ‘the hostages might get bombed and hurt by israeli airstrikes 😢’ while we watch palestinian bodies pile up. the total and utter dehumanisation of palestinians is inconceivable. fuck off