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@chartrovert @Monty_Hasashi Oh, prophet. I see. I don't even know how you knew I'm dwarf or you meant daft?

@yojiru52 @Monty_Hasashi That what he will be saying you dwarf

Then teach her. Word is easy. 3 weeks max ushajua mpaka mail merging. That's how easy it is. We're all beginners at something. Hii maisha ni kufunzana, sio kupost learners for twitter likes. Imagine if I came to mock the interns I've trained at the hospital.

@chartrovert @Monty_Hasashi Wee ulijuaje ni yeye 🤣

@Monty_Hasashi It's called pride. 2 years later: bibi ya bro amenirogea biz no one comes in guys help.

@ikakujor @DeadlineDayLive Let them keep their player man. He's so overpriced for nothing. If any team seals such an extravagant deal, it'll affect future transfers.

@DeadlineDayLive I’m deeply sad that my club cannot compete at this level. Always making flimsy excuses “The player must choose us” A club that hasn’t won their bread and butter EPL since 2013 wants to be “chosen” Signing average players like Mbeumo

You can add £20M to Elliot Anderson's price by the way.

@alexmwanzo Mlolongo kuna moja and it's always busy

Shida ya Volvo ni mechs wake Nairobi ni kama 6 Na wote wanajuana Price fixing on steroids

@KeKirwa @mkenyamjinga 🤣

@mkenyamjinga I don't have a mother

Fat women don't deserve to get laid. Nani huyo amekuhurumia

@SimonKaran17260 @KhalifKairo Usipige kura na hii akili

@KhalifKairo You always know watu wako na pesa but bailing you out while you're rotting in jail is where they draw the line

I know guys who fly Miraa daily to Somalia and three or four months salary would buy one😀

@rsm_alkaline_ How many goal contributions does he have since joining city?

Am I the only one feeling we’re going to regret letting him go? 🤧

@vendel_jnr It's not like he starts bro

Ask city fans who we should sign if savinho leaves They have zero idea . But they want him gone 😂

@City_Xtra Nobody is spending that amount on Savinho

Highest estimated #ManCity transfer values: 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland, €227.3M 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Nico O'Reilly, €125M 🇬🇭 Antoine Semenyo, €100.7M 🇫🇷 Rayan Cherki, €100.5M 🇧🇪 Jeremy Doku, €80.7M 🇮🇹 Gianluigi Donnarumma, €79.5M 🇧🇷 Savinho, €79.4M 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Marc Guehi, €76.1M 🇺🇿 Abdukodir Khusanov, €65.1M [via @CIES_Football]

@AnthonyM6852 @polo_kimanii Are you even sane? Sometimes I understand where we stand making such claims then it clicks that we are educated fools. So why am I being taxed to build houses I don't even need? Saw a friend post that kibera is transforming from shanties to flats. We need to address poverty first

@polo_kimanii You're so used to mediocrity that when things are finally working it sounds strange to you There was a time despite paying taxes we didn't see where the taxes were going Now when yu see Houses going up, roads constructed, subsidized fertiliser etc its completely abnormal

One thing about William Ruto is hes hardworking. Everyone who has worked with him knows that. Ask jalas,jaguar and fellas like bigTed. They will tell you this brukenge does not sleep. Hes always scheming. But now the problem is,Ruto works hard in the wrong direction. Anafanya bidii kuturudisha nyuma kama nchi. You know we would rather have a lazy president who does nothing, than have a hardworking thief. What a Waste!

@_fels1 Na hapo hakuna dowry bado, kiino!

Every man must learn to ask for dowry quotations from different families and then settle for the lowest. Because what is this? 😂😂

@ItsGregy_ Niko hadi na overall. Hebu lete deals mzee?

Ukitoka Nairobi kidogo ndo huwa unajua it's a city for a reason. Nairobi cbd kuna lots of ways ya kurudi na pesa home, punguza tu ego, nunua dust coat, Ingia cbd, believe utakuwa unafunga siku na not less than 3k.

@raducrisanx Rodri doesn't have the legs anymore.

hmmm

@WaruiJohn2 Are you trying to be a pundit to a foreign league? Hiyo uchanganuzi leta KPL alafu ujue actually you not a fan of the game

Rating Goalkeepers with Clean sheets bis BS You think if Raya played in that Man United or Spurs defence will keep those clean sheets Raya is good and World Class but you can't just use one metric of clean sheets to say he's better than Donnarumma Donnarumma didn't have that luxury of having a good defence and still kept City in the title race, so many games City should have conceded more but he was bailing them out My issue isn't saying Raya is better but people just using clean sheets as the only excuse Clean sheets is a team work thing Use Saves, Reflexes, Positioning, sweeping, ability to clear loose balls,ball playing capability, defence-command and XG prevented when rating keepers not Clean sheets

@WaruiJohn2 Digging deep into history books. We can do better than you if we choose to. Look, the obsession with history doesn't change the fact that you haven't worn a league title in 13yrs. So basically in your active football knowledge you've worn utmost 3 league cups.

Ferguson used to win trophies with these average players John O'Shea Wes Brown Darren Fletcher Tom Cleverley Park Ji-sung Nicky Butt Phil Neville Danny Welbeck Rafael da Silva Darron Gibson When Cantona was banned in 1995 for kicking Crystal Palace fan, Ferguson turned to the class of 92 graduates were teenagers then and he cooked until Cantona returned and eventually won the 1995/1996 title People forget in 1999 he beat a prime Bayern in UCL final without Rot Jeane and Scholes were suspended 😂

@dripsciple What does being a City fan have in idolizing CR7? We loved Ronald at Real, Turin and Portugal. Pre 09 I wasn't even a football fan

I’m genuinely curious, how does someone end up being both a Man City fan and a Ronaldo stan? Those two things barely connect football-wise.

@MkenyaMzi And if you are 28 and nothing works for you?

It puzzles me when I see guys below the age of 28 years worrying about life, like what are you worried about , wachana na pressure ya life, stop worrying about unnecessary things if you are still below the age of 28 , this is the time ya kupiga sherehe , kustack skills, kunetwork, kupiga usherati, get those degrees, masters , start all sort of ventures . By the time you are 29 life starts orienting itself. Wacheni pressure ya bure.

@BMNCTY Hand Kova a 3 year deal

Keep or Sell

@Cityzen_Jnr His legs are gone. You could have seen it clearly in the FA cup final

Rodri to Real Madrid is still active and I'm hearing it's almost a done deal 😭

@Elvines_El Ati I'm wrong 😅

@yojiru52 You're wrong bro

Nimepata huyu boiz anasimp kwa DM ya manzi yangu, anadhani kukuwa famous ni kila kitu..🤦