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@Acyn Look at these two absolute nerds … and I’ve heard that Joe Biden is sitting on the floor off-camera, singing along with the childrens.
Is this true?
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Ohhhh this takes me back... My uncle had a study room/library that had a collection of Reader's Digest mags and it's honestly one of my fav memories about visiting them... I would just disappear to that room and read myself silly! 😍😍😍
Kristina Bolten@Kristinartz
Did anyone in your family ever read Reader's Digest? That little magazine was always around - on the table, in the bathroom, tucked in a drawer. Short stories, jokes, and advice you somehow always read. Who remembers it?
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When I was wild and roaming the streets of Soweto and sometimes Lusikisiki.
When the only hairstyle for a kid was short hair and I loved playing boy games and hurting myself. Back when my only real fear in this world was my mother and the dark! When my cousins and I would eat from the same bowl and words like graips and niks mapha were the order of the day. In the days of “after school is after school.” Where we would get so dirty after a while of refusing to wash that our aunts get the sack of oranges or cabbages and scrub us from top to bottom! Nelitye😂. Back when we used to wash endishini and watch our big sisters bephafa ngeponds. Ah to be a child.
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Me: This is your third C-section in 4 years. We really need to discuss a long-term birth control method for your safety.
Patient: Oh, I don't need all those chemicals, Doctor. My husband and I use a "natural" method.
Me: The rhythm method? Withdrawal?
Patient: No. After we finish, I just stand up and shake my body very hard for 5 minutes. Then I drink salt water. The pregnancy cannot stay.
Me: But you are here today for another delivery.
Patient: Yes, but that’s because that night I was too tired to shake well.
Me: 👇
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This is why Elon is obsessed with South Africa, we currently have everything he needs but he doesn’t want to obey laws, he made a fortune bending over American politicians and wants to set the tone to do the same here starting with waving the BEE ownership required.
He could just ask nicely but he had to be a dick about it. Ole boy realised half way that he can never run away from South Africa, we’re too big.😂
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UPS: “Your package is in your city, on a truck driven by Mike. It will arrive on your doorstep at 6:27 p.m. today.”
FedEx: “Your package is coming. You’ll get it when we get there.”
USPS: “What package?”
Amazon: “We are already inside your apartment. Check the bathroom.”
Facebook: “We know you were thinking about getting a toaster yesterday. Here are 20 ads for toaster ovens.”
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Be like me and have both orders delivered by the same person 😅🤣🤣
fox ●ᴥ●@linoautism
please god don't arrive at the same time this is humiliating
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This African dairy farmer from Rwanda 🇷🇼 went to Switzerland 🇨🇭 and was able to control cows that don't belong to him.
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