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Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC

@yoloption

Options degen $TSLAQ convert, tracking the madness of #ElonQ and his lemmings Certified QE Conspiracist by @neelkashkari I shitpost a lot. NO INVESTMENT ADVICE.

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Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption·24 Tem

$TSLA $TSLAQ Given today's conf call, it appears that I'm gonna have to update my pinned tweet. #Teslanos

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Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption

$TSLA $TSLAQ they say that a picture is worth a thousand words, so here's my summary of today's conf call. #FSDBeta #Teslanos

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Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption·7h

$TSLA incredibly weak. More than half a million 0DTE calls got rekt today. I expected news of the upcoming #SpaceXai IPO and favorable timing plus $NDX caving to Elon's demands to sabotage the index for his sake would provide $TSLA some tailwind, but that hasn't happened yet!

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Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption·12h

$SNDK lmao, this is insane

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Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption·20h

@Automoto415792 @C_S_Skeptic Worthy of a Darwin award

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Automoto@Automoto415792·21h

this tweet likely to be used in a lawsuit $tsla

Teslaconomics@Teslaconomics

Wow… with my sunglasses on, I literally fell asleep the entire 1-hour drive from Napa to San Francisco on Tesla FSD. I just woke up in the city, fully rested… It handled every mile perfectly while I was out cold... How come FSD never told me to wake up?

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Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption·20h

@Ross__Hendricks You can't short innovation.. And tacos 🥹🤭

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Ross Hendricks@Ross__Hendricks·21h

Short NQ @ 25,150

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Amsterdam Trader@mstrdmtrdr·21h

Retardo candles like these are a gift if you’re still looking to reduce some exposure

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Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption·1d

Insane moves AH. /CL down 19%, /NQ up 2.8%, /GC up 3.4%, /SI up 7%. I'm sure Trump and his buddies totally didn't position massively for this pivot. $USO $NDX $QQQ $GLD $SLV

Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption

#MakeAmericaGriftAgain #TacoKing

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Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption·1d

$CAR does this every once in a while... goes totally tard-on

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Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption·1d

@Rogerhinos Except this time with real things blowing up

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IluvDrums@Rogerhinos·1d

@yoloption We have tariffs saga all over again

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Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption·1d

#MakeAmericaGriftAgain #TacoKing

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Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption·1d

@CastorpDr It's still here but can't fight all the selling going on.

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DrCastorp@CastorpDr·2d

@yoloption where did the call buying program go? Someone interested in a lower $tsla price?

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Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption·6d

@eliant_capital @JackFarley96 Even cheaper on a price to fraud ratio

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Eliant Capital@eliant_capital·6d

@JackFarley96 Still cheap on price to innovation metrics

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Jack Farley@JackFarley96·6d

SpaceX trying to go public at 80x forward sales, 500x forward earnings, and 125x forward EV/EBITDA multiple

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Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption·6d

@DarthSource69 It builds up and depreciates while $TSLA is getting increasingly desperate giving people incentives like 0% financing to move the metal and destroying their FCF.

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Darth Source@DarthSource69·6d

@yoloption What happens to the inventory bud?

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Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption·6d

$TSLA epic inventory buildup. Soon they won't even be able to give them away. $TSLAQ

*Walter Bloomberg@DeItaone

$TSLA TESLA 1Q MODEL 3/Y DELIVERIES 341,893, EST. 353,928 TESLA 1Q MODEL 3/Y PRODUCTION 394,611, EST. 377,147 TESLA 1Q OTHER MODELS PRODUCTION 13,775, +18% Q/Q TESLA 1Q OTHER MODELS DELIVERIES 16,130, EST. 12,393

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Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption·6d

@blondesnmoney @ConsensusGurus

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Cluseau Investments@blondesnmoney·6d

@ConsensusGurus FVBVPS Fraud Adjusted Book Value Per Share

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Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption·6d

$USO have we heard anything from Hassett yet on whether oil prices are "skyrocketing for good reason"? Front of the WTI curve just traded above 110.

Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption

$USO can we check in with Hassett to inquire as to whether or not oil is "skyrocketing for good reason"?

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Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption·1 Nis

Let the #SpaceXai show begin. #ElonQ $TSLAQ #SpaceX

FinancialJuice@financialjuice

Musk’s SpaceX has filed confidentially for an IPO.

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Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption·1 Nis

@DailyREITBeat @HoyaCapital People trying to make sense of this retarded market... 🙄

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David Auerbach ⭕️@DailyREITBeat·31 Mar

$NSA Series B preferreds are trading at levels that makes no sense to @HoyaCapital. We have not been able to find anything that supports this. Whoever is buying it at $44, why? We have reached out to the company and are awaiting a response.

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Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption·31 Mar

@PlopTslq75821 I don't have a crystal ball so I don't know. I just know #Magnetar, one of the architects of the GFC, is also a major actor pulling strings behind the scenes for $CRWV and Moody's being Moody's is just replaying their GFC moves as well. $MCO propublica.org/article/all-th…

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TSLQ Permabull@PlopTslq75821·31 Mar

@yoloption How do you think a majority of this GFC financing coming from private equity will play out this time around? There will be far less appetite to bail out the private companies.

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Yolotaxi Fool Self Driving Fleet Management LLC@yoloption·31 Mar

Moody's rated A3 $CRWV's new $8.5B delayed draw term loan facility. It blows my mind that people are willing to lend money to $CRWV for SOFR + 225bps. $CRWV is backed by the architects of the GFC. History doesn't repeat itself but it rhymes. Just going to reuse this meme from 🌳

Le Shrub🌳@agnostoxxx

Moody’s is the last agency to downgrade the US, which makes them the biggest monkey in the room 🥹🌳

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