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YONEWT 🆒@yonewt·
Organizing everything into one of two categories: For The Birds, Not For The Birds
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Cabo 🍳🇺🇸
Cabo 🍳🇺🇸@Shot_Of_Cabo·
More of the "salty old veteran being upstaged by the box checking progressive" tropes. Can't get enough of that.
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Rich Cromwell
Rich Cromwell@rcromwell4·
You really have to give it to Tiger Woods. He gives his all no matter what he's doing
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Sunshine Jarboly
Sunshine Jarboly@SunshineJarboly·
i remember the exact moment i realized that robert deniro’s character in the movie heat was the bad guy. it was when he & his buddies first robbed the armored truck & i thought to myself, “okay, that’s illegal. so, now we know these guys aren’t law enforcement.”
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Sunshine Jarboly
Sunshine Jarboly@SunshineJarboly·
one time my friend was telling a story where he jumped his dirt bike over 17 buses & crashed & was taken to the hospital & he died four times on the operating table & when he was finished i leaned in close to him & whispered, “that’s cool, but have you ever been to flavortown?”
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Cat From Nowhere
oxymoron of the day: brutal honesty
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Annie Hatfield
Annie Hatfield@AnneHatfieldVO·
Palm Sunday mass is like Bat Day at the ballpark. You get something cool that you can hit your brother with.
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Sunshine Jarboly
Sunshine Jarboly@SunshineJarboly·
*speaking to my daughter’s class on career day* a long time ago a squirrels used to be clear-thinking, rational beings until one day one of them decided to break into the obnoxious little creature business & now they’re all that way.
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Three Year Letterman
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
I have never met a mentally stable Stephanie
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YouLookLikeAMom
YouLookLikeAMom@youlooklikeamom·
Went to church learned about how important it is to love and be a good person then I came home and threatened to kick a 70 year old lady’s ass. Maybe a few more sermons.
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke·
What if every time you took a train somewhere a guy with a handlebar mustache got murdered and you had to figure out who did it before they let you off
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Annie Hatfield
Annie Hatfield@AnneHatfieldVO·
The most often forgotten item in your emergency kit? A can-do attitude.
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Ian Miles Cheong
Ian Miles Cheong@ianmiles·
Rwandan migrant Emmanuel Abayisenga had his asylum application to France rejected multiple times since submitting it in 2012. Despite orders for deportation, he remained in the country illegally. The priests trusted him with the cathedral keys, putting him in charge of locking up and caretaking. After he set the building on fire, destroying the organ and organ loft, Father Maire took him in, offering him shelter in his own home while awaiting trial. He then murdered Father Maire. Europe in a nutshell.
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Super 70s Sports
Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
Remember how Gen X used to get shit on all the time because we were lazy and entitled and didn’t win a world war? Fast forward a few decades and we’re looking like fucking rock stars now, man.
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Sunshine Jarboly
Sunshine Jarboly@SunshineJarboly·
riding my bmx bike down the street i slowly glance down at my chain wallet, smile & think to myself, “ain’t nobody gettin’ their hands on my six dollars.”
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Ironballs McGinty
Ironballs McGinty@IronballsMcGinT·
I understand Satan's anger and hatred for humanity, for the way we squander and turn our back on our potential. I mean let's face it, the vast masses of people are whiny children with no thought for anyone but themselves. But hatred is not the answer, it is a dead end.
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Cabo 🍳🇺🇸
Cabo 🍳🇺🇸@Shot_Of_Cabo·
Of course I tweet from a pulpit doesn't everyone
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