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@MerriamWebster I'm not your buddy, guy. (But, I would be your Buddy Guy.)

‘Guy,’ meaning “person,” comes from Guy Fawkes. Boom.

@MerriamWebster "You know what it takes to sell real estate?" Blake

The #WordOfTheDay is 'brazen.' ow.ly/WSqA50YFPgG

@MerriamWebster This is also the only acceptable measurement of fruit candy.

When movies were shot on physical film, the film was measured in feet. This is why any recorded thing is now called ‘footage.'

A healthy Waffle House staff could go toe to toe with the Avengers

D&D Animated: We're Living in the Future!!! 🤖🤣 #dnd #ttrpg #dnd5e

Can I tell you a secret? Every time it's 3:50 there is about 4 seconds where I think the oven is on when it shouldn't be.

Me: Orders large bottle of sparkling water for dinner. Wife: God, you are so pretentious! Me: What? How? It's just a bottle of Saratoga, it's not even that goo... oh... ok yeah, I see it now.

watching the spiderman brand new day trailer the way it was intended, in 144p with the muggiest sound quality imaginable

AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY fans, I don't want to poop in your Cheerios, but a great way to disguise mediocre AI content (with NO dialogue ::hint hint::) is to pixelate the hell out of it and call it a "leak"

if only there was a better and more poignant example from this show to make the meme with... IF ONLY

guys you're not gonna believe this

instead of grok I’m just gonna tag Ocean Spray Cranberry and ask them if things I see online are real or not

Filed in "photos which are terrifying if you know what they are, nonthreatening otherwise."

What game ISN'T this?

@MerriamWebster Eye'll

aisle = 🛒 isle = 🏝️ aisle = 👰💍🤵

That ape is not yours anymore dude you can’t post that jpeg.

Dudes be like "I'm in my prime" like Doc Holiday six months before he dies of comsumption.

Oscar. The. Grouch. Word. Icon. Now. Scram! @oscarthegrouch

@iamtherog The catacombs are super chill. It is surprisingly serene.

Went to the catacombs on my honeymoon and these two middle aged British ladies were behind us and like 1/2 an hour in one of them went “wait… are these real skulls????”

I wouldve played the hell out of this.